004. Chocolate
[Theme] 004. Chocolate
[Pairing] Yesung/Shindong, not-so-ninja!Eunhae
[Genre] Crack
[Rating] PG-13 (implied things, some bad words)
[Summary] Yesung and Shindong have a difference of opinion. Eunhae comes in and... helps them out.
[Disclaimer] I only own the ideas in this fic.
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“Oh come on, strawberry is way better than vanilla,” Yesung arugued.
“I don’t think so. Vanilla’s a classic. It goes great with anything,” Shindong said
“No way man. It’s so plain. You have to add stuff to it to even enjoy it.”
“No, actually vanilla is great with or without toppings. But adding stuff to strawberry is overkill.” They continued to debate for five minutes before Eunhae came stumbling in half-naked.
“Hyung, is there anymore ice cream?” Donghae asked, attached at Eunhyuk’s exposed neck.
“Mmm.” Eunhyuk groaned, much to the other two’s disgust.
“What the hell you two?!” Shindong yelled, covering his eyes.
“Oh God, my eyes!” Yesug screamed, falling to the floor.
“We need ice cream,” Eunhyuk managed to say before another moaned slipped out.
“Hyukkie tastes good, but I love him covered in strawberry,” Donghae said, licking a trail up his neck and to his ear. Eunhyuk whimpered, ripping the freezer open.
“No s-strawberry, but plenty of vanill-AH,” he cried out as Donghae bit down on his lobe.
“Mmm, I wonder how vanilla-covered Hyukkie tastes.”
“You know I can never unhear this right?!” Yesung cried from under the table, clutching his ears.
“Why are you guys still in here?!” Shindong screamed. “Get it and get the fuck out!”
The two happily complied and almost ran back to their room, with moans and gasps slipping out on their way.
Shindong sighed heavily and tried to fight the mental image of Eunhyuk and Donghae doing inappropriate things with the favorite dessert of children all over the world. He then looked at the vanilla ice cream in his bowl and shuddered. He picked it up and threw the whole thing in the sink and not even a second later, Yesung was up and doing the same thing with his strawberry ice cream.
They both exchanged glances before Shindong said, “So, it’s agreed? Chocolate is the best?”
“Agreed,” Yesung shook his hand immediately.
A/N 2: Just a thought, why does Shindong have to be the member paired with food? Oh, and a side note, my fav is vanilla. What's yours?
[Pairing] Yesung/Shindong, not-so-ninja!Eunhae
[Genre] Crack
[Rating] PG-13 (implied things, some bad words)
[Summary] Yesung and Shindong have a difference of opinion. Eunhae comes in and... helps them out.
[Disclaimer] I only own the ideas in this fic.
*~*~*~*~*~*
“Oh come on, strawberry is way better than vanilla,” Yesung arugued.
“I don’t think so. Vanilla’s a classic. It goes great with anything,” Shindong said
“No way man. It’s so plain. You have to add stuff to it to even enjoy it.”
“No, actually vanilla is great with or without toppings. But adding stuff to strawberry is overkill.” They continued to debate for five minutes before Eunhae came stumbling in half-naked.
“Hyung, is there anymore ice cream?” Donghae asked, attached at Eunhyuk’s exposed neck.
“Mmm.” Eunhyuk groaned, much to the other two’s disgust.
“What the hell you two?!” Shindong yelled, covering his eyes.
“Oh God, my eyes!” Yesug screamed, falling to the floor.
“We need ice cream,” Eunhyuk managed to say before another moaned slipped out.
“Hyukkie tastes good, but I love him covered in strawberry,” Donghae said, licking a trail up his neck and to his ear. Eunhyuk whimpered, ripping the freezer open.
“No s-strawberry, but plenty of vanill-AH,” he cried out as Donghae bit down on his lobe.
“Mmm, I wonder how vanilla-covered Hyukkie tastes.”
“You know I can never unhear this right?!” Yesung cried from under the table, clutching his ears.
“Why are you guys still in here?!” Shindong screamed. “Get it and get the fuck out!”
The two happily complied and almost ran back to their room, with moans and gasps slipping out on their way.
Shindong sighed heavily and tried to fight the mental image of Eunhyuk and Donghae doing inappropriate things with the favorite dessert of children all over the world. He then looked at the vanilla ice cream in his bowl and shuddered. He picked it up and threw the whole thing in the sink and not even a second later, Yesung was up and doing the same thing with his strawberry ice cream.
They both exchanged glances before Shindong said, “So, it’s agreed? Chocolate is the best?”
“Agreed,” Yesung shook his hand immediately.
A/N 2: Just a thought, why does Shindong have to be the member paired with food? Oh, and a side note, my fav is vanilla. What's yours?