22 puffs of smoke.

[lullabyoflondon]

[accidental voice post]

[Sound of a match being struck.]

Ah--

[Something dripping.]

Hmm.

Cor cordis veritatis sapit. Cor cordis veritatis dicit.

[Tearing, splattering--]

Ha, got you, you fu--

[end voice mode!]Right, I've been back in the city for all of ten fucking days. So far we've had Shakespeare, war, zombies, and fuck knows what else I

Comments

[bitingnightmare]

I consider it a welfare meal on wheels.

[lullabyoflondon]

You're disgusting, you are. Are you going to fight it or not?

[bitingnightmare]

I paid my dues to society. I got another request for you though.

[lullabyoflondon]

Ask away, mate, but don't expect it to be my top priority right now.

[bitingnightmare]

It's 12ft long and weighs near 800lbs, that's 3.66 meters and 362.87 kilos.

[lullabyoflondon]

 

[bitingnightmare]

I bagged a monster. Can you transfigure it?

1/2

[lullabyoflondon]

What's in it for me?

[lullabyoflondon]

I'll try, once the fucking zombies are out of here.

[bitingnightmare]

It's an urban legend, that alone should pique your interest.

All right.

[lullabyoflondon]

Just so long as it's not something that lives in the bloody sewer and smells like it too.

[bitingnightmare]

Don't worry, it doesn't.

[lullabyoflondon]

If you're lying to me I'll shove forks covered in zombie guts in your eyeteeth, you wanker.

[bitingnightmare]

I'll make sure to bring a toothbrush.