Like a hole in my head.
So my laptop has jumped the twig, kicked the bucket, given up the ghost, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible... joy. So I end up doing nearly all my assignments all alone in the computer room. It does give me a good excuse to give my roommate and her girlfriend some alone time. They're not going to tell me to go away, but I can take a hint. Sometimes.
What's more, the girl I fancy tackled me from behind in the dining hall, because she wanted to tell me that she was going to stick a flier for the upcoming Drag Ball on my door. Or something like that. I don't know, my brain wasn't working, because she was hanging off my arm. She is entirely evil and I should stop fancying her, but she has little fangs and is hilarious. Every time I meet her, she seems to think my personal bubble is exponentially smaller than it was on the previous occasion. It makes it really difficult not to kiss her when it's probably necessary to prevent her getting to second base with me before we've reached first. However, you see, she's the first person I ever came out to, and you know what she told me? She says she's just bisexual until graduation. And she has some kind of ongoing saga about a girl who's taking a semester off or something who she apparently wishes to marry and live with in this nice house across the street from campus, which she likes to keep me abreast of while we walk home from the LGBTQ meetings. FML.
Also, why is is not GLBTQ but LGBTQ, but doesn't start with T? I get why you'd put lesbians before gays, but by that logic, there is even more reason to put T first, as any fule kno. But that would just turn into the oppression olympics. I vote they alphabetize it. No, I'm not biased, it's just logical.
What's more, the girl I fancy tackled me from behind in the dining hall, because she wanted to tell me that she was going to stick a flier for the upcoming Drag Ball on my door. Or something like that. I don't know, my brain wasn't working, because she was hanging off my arm. She is entirely evil and I should stop fancying her, but she has little fangs and is hilarious. Every time I meet her, she seems to think my personal bubble is exponentially smaller than it was on the previous occasion. It makes it really difficult not to kiss her when it's probably necessary to prevent her getting to second base with me before we've reached first. However, you see, she's the first person I ever came out to, and you know what she told me? She says she's just bisexual until graduation. And she has some kind of ongoing saga about a girl who's taking a semester off or something who she apparently wishes to marry and live with in this nice house across the street from campus, which she likes to keep me abreast of while we walk home from the LGBTQ meetings. FML.
Also, why is is not GLBTQ but LGBTQ, but doesn't start with T? I get why you'd put lesbians before gays, but by that logic, there is even more reason to put T first, as any fule kno. But that would just turn into the oppression olympics. I vote they alphabetize it. No, I'm not biased, it's just logical.