Please, no cheese with my whine.
I've been smelling this bad thing all day. It's like horrible rotting cheese. I know it's not there, 'cos it follows me around although I certainly don't smell of horrible rotting cheese; the more I think about it, the worse it gets; and I became aware of it really suddenly. It was really strong earlier today and almost made me throw up. I'm not sure if I really smell it or if I'm just imagining it, but if I'm imagining it, I don't mean to! Perhaps it's not even there any more and I'm just so horrified by it I keep imagining it again. It was so bad.
I think it's somehow a PMS thing, as it is that time of the month, even though apparently olfactory hallucinations are basically only caused by migraines, brain tumors, or epilepsy. Why does my body keep coming up with new, unpleasant ways to tell me Aunt Flo is here? Apparently waking up in the wee hours of the morning to puke just wasn't good enough. Now it's olfactory hallucinations. Does this ever happen to anybody else?
I think it's somehow a PMS thing, as it is that time of the month, even though apparently olfactory hallucinations are basically only caused by migraines, brain tumors, or epilepsy. Why does my body keep coming up with new, unpleasant ways to tell me Aunt Flo is here? Apparently waking up in the wee hours of the morning to puke just wasn't good enough. Now it's olfactory hallucinations. Does this ever happen to anybody else?