the idiosyncrasies show
Alright you fucks, I have crafted my own survey up in this piece because most of the ones available to me are either a) the same one and b) dumb and not very interesting or most likely, c) all of the above. The theme tonight is "weird things about me that may or may not be embarassing, but are probably unique". Feel free to copy and paste, and please add questions.
1.) Is there a tell-tale sign (other than the obvious) about your demeanor that might tip off people that you are drunk? -- yes, I rub my face/eyes violently with drunken fatigue.
2.) Any bizarre bedtime rituals? -- I absolutely have to smell my socks when I take them off before bed. Mmmmm that smell!
3.) On the phone? -- sometimes I idly and platonically twirl my pubes during long conversations...can be embarassing when I catch myself doing that in the presence of others
4.) How you wear your clothes -- I have been told I employ the "hood" function of hooded sweatshirts more frequently than anyone else...in fact, I'm doing it now!
5.) In the bathroom -- I always sneak a peek at the TP after I use it...not sure why.
6.) Bodily function/response you most dislike -- I hate the specific thirst brought on by ingesting salty foods. HATE it!
7.) Physical tick/habit -- I always jerk my left wrist to shake the jelly bracelets back down to the base of my wrist. Or I adjust my watch. Or I tuck my thumb under my four fingers in a loose fist.
8.) Walk or posture -- I walk with my left hand in my pocket, and I stand the same way. I also walk slow apparently.
9.) Verbal mannerisms -- overuse of the word "situation" due to extended exposure to Mira Elwell.
10.) Dance -- Generally I don't, but I never seem to move my feet independently of each other, always the double-knee bend. Lots of theatrics
11.) Smoke -- some wisps out the nostrils
12.) Diet -- have to eat meat protien every day, have to eat a lot, fast metabolism
12.) 5 quick idiosyncrasies about you: farting; epicanthic folds (the eyelid feature characterising asian folks' eyes; although I'm not Asian); one leg is shorter than the other; reddish brown dot in my eye; very hypoglycemic.
Hmm, that was sort of crappy. Feel free to edit at will.
1.) Is there a tell-tale sign (other than the obvious) about your demeanor that might tip off people that you are drunk? -- yes, I rub my face/eyes violently with drunken fatigue.
2.) Any bizarre bedtime rituals? -- I absolutely have to smell my socks when I take them off before bed. Mmmmm that smell!
3.) On the phone? -- sometimes I idly and platonically twirl my pubes during long conversations...can be embarassing when I catch myself doing that in the presence of others
4.) How you wear your clothes -- I have been told I employ the "hood" function of hooded sweatshirts more frequently than anyone else...in fact, I'm doing it now!
5.) In the bathroom -- I always sneak a peek at the TP after I use it...not sure why.
6.) Bodily function/response you most dislike -- I hate the specific thirst brought on by ingesting salty foods. HATE it!
7.) Physical tick/habit -- I always jerk my left wrist to shake the jelly bracelets back down to the base of my wrist. Or I adjust my watch. Or I tuck my thumb under my four fingers in a loose fist.
8.) Walk or posture -- I walk with my left hand in my pocket, and I stand the same way. I also walk slow apparently.
9.) Verbal mannerisms -- overuse of the word "situation" due to extended exposure to Mira Elwell.
10.) Dance -- Generally I don't, but I never seem to move my feet independently of each other, always the double-knee bend. Lots of theatrics
11.) Smoke -- some wisps out the nostrils
12.) Diet -- have to eat meat protien every day, have to eat a lot, fast metabolism
12.) 5 quick idiosyncrasies about you: farting; epicanthic folds (the eyelid feature characterising asian folks' eyes; although I'm not Asian); one leg is shorter than the other; reddish brown dot in my eye; very hypoglycemic.
Hmm, that was sort of crappy. Feel free to edit at will.