Jan 11, 2007 23:29
Signs you're watching too much TV
1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would McDreamy Do?"
2. In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.
3. You need to be tranquilized when Sky goes out or you miss the first 5 minutes of Desperate Housewives
4. In the late evening, you look forward to sitting back and catching the latest informercial.
5. If you witness to an argument, you start to instinctively murmur, "Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!" under your breath
6. You try to impress the opposite sex by saying, "Hey, I get Prime"
7. You flick through channels (‘seen it, ‘seen it’), because you’ve already downloaded programmes as they aired overseas.
8. Your entire CD collection consists of "Greatest Hits" albums by the decade.
9. You want to become a forensic scientist because it’s all the rage on like 7 current TV shows. In the 90’s you just wanted to sit around a coffee shop for the same reason.
10. Oprah is your religion.
11. You try and convert TiVo to work in NZ
12. You’ve written fan-fiction. Or, you’ve read fan-fiction
13. You are the webmaster of a TV fan site
14. Your intellectual discussions can only consist of stuff you’ve seen on Campbell Live.
15. After 15 minutes of work, you need a three-minute break.
16. You make montages set to music of your favourite TV couples and post them on YouTube
It's not like I really needed more confirmation, but seeing as I sympathise with most of the points on this list... err... lol.
Anyway, I'm all annoyed with myself as I had my laptop at work today, well, took it with me at least, but left the charger at work, which means that I only have another hour or so left on this computer before it will die. Mainly pissed off because it means I can't set the computer to download overnight. I'm sure I'll get over it though.