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[lucylike]

Has anybody got any Droobles? Brushing your teeth with just your finger and some toothpaste just isn't the same. Not that I don't trust your mad cleaning charms skills, Ginny, but I just can't bring myself to use it again. It's dead to me. There were things on that floor that I'll tell my children about, who will tell their children, and they'll

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[kirkeoff]

I've just been scourgifying my teeth.

[gin_up]

Scourgifying isn't meant to be used inside your mouth, Andrew! It's a housework charm!

[lucylike]

HAHAHA. Good thing I haven't been able to manage it...

[gin_up]

Good thing indeed.

[kirkeoff]

So? Won't it do the same thing?

[gin_up]

Would you swallow a spoon of Muggle household cleaning liquid? That's pretty much what a Scourgifying charm is!

[kirkeoff]

Oh...that's probably why my stomach hurts.

[lucylike]

Wanker.

[kirkeoff]

I didn't know!

[lucylike]

Maybe you shouldn't be writing love letters to Mei in Charms.

[kirkeoff]

But she likes them!

[lucylike]

I'm sure she'd rather have a boyfriend who doesn't taste like soap suds.

[gin_up]

I'm sure she'd prefer that over his poetry.

[lucylike]

You call that poetry?

[gin_up]

I'd call it other things but it would hurt poor Drewsie's feelings. They're not suitable for young children at any rate.

[lucylike]

At least he means every word.