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[lucylike]

Has anybody got any Droobles? Brushing your teeth with just your finger and some toothpaste just isn't the same. Not that I don't trust your mad cleaning charms skills, Ginny, but I just can't bring myself to use it again. It's dead to me. There were things on that floor that I'll tell my children about, who will tell their children, and they'll

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[gin_up]

We could always try Transfiguring new ones.

[lucylike]

Good point. Out of what? I'm not exactly keen on having my toothbrush turn back into a twig or something in my mouth...

[gin_up]

Maybe something you wouldn't mind normally having in your mouth. Like those Christmas canes the Muggles have, you know, the red and white striped ones?

[lucylike]

Those would work. I doubt we'll be able to find any in THIS fortress, though. Besides, who knows how long the spell would last...and I don't really trust myself to be able to concentrate that well in the mornings, either.

Ugh.

Private to Lucy

[gin_up]

I'm not writing this publicly in case some little snoot like Hooper or our lovely new Gryffindor prefect can read it. But nab a knife next time you go to dinner. That should do the trick.

Private to Ginny

[lucylike]

Smart. I'm sure they'd just JUMP at the chance to make us lick all the cauldrons clean or something.

A knife? To pick my teeth with or transfigure?

Private to Lucy

[gin_up]

I wouldn't put it past Zabini. Hoops would just tell us it builds character. One of these days I'm going to deck him and tell him it builds character.

To Transfigure. It's roughly the size of a toothbrush and clean. If you got a spoon or fork they could get stuck in your mouth if they changed back halfway through.

Private to Ginny

[lucylike]

I sincerely hope he was dropped on his head as a baby. Oh let me help! I just want one swing.

I don't know about that...I'd be liable to cut my tounge off. Will you transfigure one for me? I can barely see straight in the mornings, let alone manage a spell.

Private to Lucy

[gin_up]

We can go and jump him this evening. It wouldn't accomplish much but it would put me in a better mood.

Not with a butter knife. If you sneak one out I'll Transfigure it.

Private to Ginny

[lucylike]

I sort of feel bad for wanting to. He delivered a hug to me the other day.

Thanks, Gin.

Private to Lucy

[gin_up]

Hoops hugged you? Are you sure he wasn't trying to feel you up?

On second thoughts, it's Hoops. I doubt he has a libido.

Private to Ginny

[lucylike]

I almost wish he had. It would have at least made him normal.

No, it was an apology from Perpetua. I've no idea how she convinced him to deliver it, but this IS Perpetua we're talking about. Needless to say, the fact that she managed to get Hooper to do it shows she really meant it.

Still, though. I would like to torture him a bit. How do you feel about wedgies?

Private to Lucy

[gin_up]

He's so controlled I almost think he's going to snap and take a knife to a bunch of people one day. Hopefully it's a butterknife. Unless one of those people is our new prefect, that is.

An apology, eh? So you two have patched things up then?

I'm pro. I've not done them myself but Fred and George gave them to Percy heaps when we were growing up.

Private to Ginny

[lucylike]

I've already warned him of that! He's definitely wound too tight.

I'd say so. Once I found out you two weren't having a secret romance and leaving me out of the loop, everything sort of worked itself out.

Excellent. You can give me pointers on the way to the boys' dorm, then.

Private to Lucy

[gin_up]

Perhaps us sixth year girls should draw lots to decide who has to give him the mercy shag and unwind him when he gets to that point.

Me? Not fancy boys? The Carrows will start giving out chocolate frogs and telling Beedle the Bard stories at supper that day!

Excellent. Should we ask Drewsie to assist us as well, or should we keep it a girls only affair?

Private to Ginny

[lucylike]

NOT IT.

Hahaha. Well, you can probably imagine why I was confused for a bit.

I'm sure he'll catch on once we launch our attack.