my best ideas of the summer
The penis cozy-A crocheted knit (to allow room for expansion) penis/ strap-on holder that ties around the waist and under the underwear (you know, if you wear that kind of thing. Benefits, providing maximum security for the penis/ strap-on and much needed warmth during the winter months of Minnesota. Also adds that much needed "cuteness" to they appendage known as the "penis/ strap-on" by making it better accessorized and all in all more appealing. Possibly scented?
Whiskey infused beer (aka brewisky)-for those of us who just can't get drunk fast enough. I got this idea once at the bar when I was really annoyed with the time I wasted by having to drink a shot and then a beer and at the expense that would add up in doing so. Admit drinkers, after awhile plain old beer just doesn't cut it (and it just gets pissed out) but straight liquor is too much to pound all the time. I feeling is that if it worked for Reeses Peanut Butter cups it has unlimited potental, especially in the college market were both are consumed in massive quantities. Mmmm, PBeamR, Old Milwaukee Crow.
Snatch pants- so there are these things in town called "snatch sacks" which are basically triangles of fur made into a purse. Well, my improvement is this. Basically you take a triangle of fur sew on the crotch of your pants, with a pink zipper of course. Viola, instant sexual objectification of women or simply more visual approach to feminism in a mans world. Who cares, it's a great conversational starting/ walking pick-up line with the perfect accessory already made.
Peg leg pants- All right, you take a pair of black levi's and on the bottom right leg you insert a hollow peg leg to fit you real leg through. Yeah, I know it sounds dumb, but if you already have the jolly roger flag, the jolly roger shirt, might as well go all the way with the piratecore and get the jolly roger pants. What better excuse to limp and go argh?
Belt buckle bracelets- because indie hipsters are still lovin' the white trash look
Whiskey infused beer (aka brewisky)-for those of us who just can't get drunk fast enough. I got this idea once at the bar when I was really annoyed with the time I wasted by having to drink a shot and then a beer and at the expense that would add up in doing so. Admit drinkers, after awhile plain old beer just doesn't cut it (and it just gets pissed out) but straight liquor is too much to pound all the time. I feeling is that if it worked for Reeses Peanut Butter cups it has unlimited potental, especially in the college market were both are consumed in massive quantities. Mmmm, PBeamR, Old Milwaukee Crow.
Snatch pants- so there are these things in town called "snatch sacks" which are basically triangles of fur made into a purse. Well, my improvement is this. Basically you take a triangle of fur sew on the crotch of your pants, with a pink zipper of course. Viola, instant sexual objectification of women or simply more visual approach to feminism in a mans world. Who cares, it's a great conversational starting/ walking pick-up line with the perfect accessory already made.
Peg leg pants- All right, you take a pair of black levi's and on the bottom right leg you insert a hollow peg leg to fit you real leg through. Yeah, I know it sounds dumb, but if you already have the jolly roger flag, the jolly roger shirt, might as well go all the way with the piratecore and get the jolly roger pants. What better excuse to limp and go argh?
Belt buckle bracelets- because indie hipsters are still lovin' the white trash look