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Sep 02, 2004 20:46

Funny things I saw at the Minnesota State Fair

Larger than life human heads sculpted of butter
People in animal costumes break dancing
Macaroni on-a-stick
Female lumberjacks that creepily turned me on
The Magnum PI tilt-a-whirl, not a replica
Pizza on-a-stick
Deep fried candy bars-on-a-stick
A cow starting to piss while Derek was starting to pet it (maybe you had to be there for that one)
Reggie, the Republican voting registration rig that kick us off
Waffles on-a-stick
Prince's head made entirely out of farm seed
People eating chicken on-a-stick while looking at live poultry
A harden cows stomach
Fried pickles on-a-stick
Tacos on-a-stick
The Allman Brothers
When they say that this is the great Minnesota Get Together, they're not fucking kidding. This was the largest collection of people in wheelchairs, soccer moms, white trash 8-year-olds, crusty punks, hot black lesbian couples, amputees, republicans, anti-walmart union workers, hot topic goths, carnies, future carnies, frat boys, indie rockers, and old guys with beer guts that I've ever seen. I don't even know anyone in this town and I ran into 10 different people.
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