Oct 17, 2009 18:12
So today, I got an idea for a commercial I would LOVE to see someday. Seriously...if I ever saw an ad like this, I would die happy.
Here it is...
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PERKY-LOOKING MODEL SITTING BY A COFFIN, DRESSED IN ALL BLACK: "It was my grandma's funeral today, and there were lots of tears. But thanks to my Maybelline waterproof mascara, my eyes stayed beautiful, sexy, and cover-girl fresh!"
(Cut to a shot of her hitting on the undertaker)
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Um...yeah. Don't mind me. I have a twisted sense of humor. :-P