I think this Livejournal is collecting dust...
I've become one of those people who always promises more frequent LJ updates, but rarely follows through. Therefore, I've decided to grace you all with a ridiculous survey.
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URBANDICTIONARY SURVEY
Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
EMILY. Slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
(Note: Other definitions include "A code word for alcohol" and "A hot girl. Usually gives people boners.")
2) Your age?
22. A 22 caliber handgun.
(Another definition was, "The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together.")
3) One of your friends?
DANIELLE. A danielle is the performance of multiple sexual acts on one or more men in a single evening. Events are usually accompanied by intoxication and partial or full nudity.
4) What should you be doing?
WRITING. A kind of love that that's annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up all night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. It's a passion that is unlike any other. It overrides everything in your life.
(This is very true.)
5) Favorite color?
PURPLE. Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragrant, fruity smell and a mad perma-grin.
6) Your birthday?
NOVEMBER 26. November 26 isn't defined yet.
7) Last person you talked to?
LOUANNE. Louanne isn't defined yet.
8)Favorite Animal:
DOG. Not a cat.
(Another definition was "Man's best friend, next to TV.")
9) One of your nicknames?
EMMY. The act of leaving a restaurant (Indian, Thai, etc) to vomit in the car that drove you. Ususally, the car belongs to someone else, normally someone who's just a real nice guy who doesn't deserve puke in his back seat.
10)Favorite word?
FUCKTARDED. A situation, person, or thing that is both fucked up and retarded.
I <3 Urbandictionary. ^_^
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URBANDICTIONARY SURVEY
Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
EMILY. Slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
(Note: Other definitions include "A code word for alcohol" and "A hot girl. Usually gives people boners.")
2) Your age?
22. A 22 caliber handgun.
(Another definition was, "The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together.")
3) One of your friends?
DANIELLE. A danielle is the performance of multiple sexual acts on one or more men in a single evening. Events are usually accompanied by intoxication and partial or full nudity.
4) What should you be doing?
WRITING. A kind of love that that's annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up all night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. It's a passion that is unlike any other. It overrides everything in your life.
(This is very true.)
5) Favorite color?
PURPLE. Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragrant, fruity smell and a mad perma-grin.
6) Your birthday?
NOVEMBER 26. November 26 isn't defined yet.
7) Last person you talked to?
LOUANNE. Louanne isn't defined yet.
8)Favorite Animal:
DOG. Not a cat.
(Another definition was "Man's best friend, next to TV.")
9) One of your nicknames?
EMMY. The act of leaving a restaurant (Indian, Thai, etc) to vomit in the car that drove you. Ususally, the car belongs to someone else, normally someone who's just a real nice guy who doesn't deserve puke in his back seat.
10)Favorite word?
FUCKTARDED. A situation, person, or thing that is both fucked up and retarded.
I <3 Urbandictionary. ^_^