Aug 05, 2009 21:46
[VOICE]
[Said slowly, in an incredibly laid back manner. There is pauses between every few words, longer pauses in between sentences. You can almost hear the dreamy look on his face}
So like... yesterday?... I was totally not here... And now?... I like... totally am... What's with that, dudes?... Cronus is like... so pissed... Who did what, dudes?... Peace, peoples... remember that... it's important, dudes... chyah...
My Surfer Dudes called me 'God of the Waves'… And then I dreamt…..Poseidon was like… why you all up my element, man?... Dude... He was so totally pissed, man… and my surfer dudes… chyah, they were like… why are you reading the Bible? And I was like… what’s wrong with reading the Bible? And they were like… it’s the Bible, man,…. Oh awesomeness …. There’s a fly…. In my soup….. Soup is awesome…. And like… the Bible…? They… my surfer dudes… they totally ruined that gig for me…. They so told me the end… well… I don’t want to ruin it for you or anything dudes but he totally likes dies… and then… he comes back… its so awesome….its like… Return of the Jedi without the dudes with the big glow sticks… and there’s no guy wearing scuba diving equip in black… only bad guys wear black dudes… remember… stay in school… not out of it, dudes… in… But chyah, they totally burst that bubble way open into the big old blue… coo coo ca choo, dude… S’not right, dudes… I totally wanted to read it for myself, man… can’t do that now, dudes…
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So like… I totally have to go poke some, like, pictures around in some… stuff… it’s like… red, man… gotta find my sun goggles… Over… up… down… and out, man… Awesome…
End of transmission, dudes...
[end of transmission]
the bible,
the surfer dudes,
glow stick dudes