title
Spank America Decent: Remix author
pyrrhiccomedy, djsoliloquy, and wizzard890 status
Complete || 1700+
rated
PG || hangovers
summary
Canonverse || Poland/Lithuania/Lassos, England/France/Blackmail, and Russia/America/Crippling Humiliation || In 2005, a nightclub in Moscow hosted an event entitled "Spank America Decent." It was exactly what it sounds like. These are...the mornings after.
heather says
First off, this was an actual event. As Pyrrhic says,
A club event called "Spank America Decent": The go-go dancers in the pictures were all dressed up in red white and blue, stars and stripes, etc. Cowboy hats. And so forth. There was a stripper with a wooden pony in one photo, like the kind kids tuck between their legs and run around on when they're pretending to be John Wayne...Guys, I couldn't make up something this sublime if I tried.. After Wizzard wrote the Russia/America bit, they all teamed up together and put this together. Dialogue only, but utterly hilarious. Also,
there is art.