So what do you do when your internet goes out and doesn't look like it's going to return, and you're wailing and bemoaning the fact your download is stuck at 3.7% for the rest of the night?

THIS, OBVIOUSLY!!!! AND IT'S NSFW STICK FIGURES, WOO!! \O/


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1. My "Gothic Trappings" class is awesome. We watched Michael Jackson's Thriller and then looked at pretty pictures of cathedrals and talked about VISIGOTHS and stuff, and I've learned that Fight Club is actually the EPITOME of Gothic. Four kids just WALKED OUT OF CLASS when they found out there was actual work, zomg, but screw them. It's gonna be ( Read more... )

Sorry, flist. Hinduism = interesting to me.

( Regarding purity and the Vedic definition of karma (aka not your favorite sitcom's definition) )

I AM 3/4 DONE WITH MY CLASSES. And ironically I'm also 3/4 done with my paper of doom! Turned in my lit paper at about 9:15 and didn't want to get in the shower, so I wore sweats and a hoodie, with my corset underneath because I don't know what shirt I'll be wearing and therefore didn't want to go through the trouble of picking a "sensible" bra ( Read more... )

AND LO, THERE WAS A SCREAM OF HORROR THAT ECHOED THROUGH YOUR VERY SOUL AS LU STARED THE GREAT BEAST THAT IS HER PAPER'S DUE DATE IN THE FACE, AND KNEW TRUE FEAR.

EDIT. I am turning off my internet. Rawr.

EDITEDIT: This is my paper if it was the first two minutes of a horrible saturday morning cartoon.

( They don't have that much power/but they'll drink tea for an hour/because that'll reassure me too~ )

THE COLLEGE POEM:
An attempt at levity in suicide-causing times.Homework makes me want to die ( Read more... )

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[EDIT] Everything's relatively okay now. Thank you all so much. You're all brilliant, wonderful people. ♥

Next up, kiss me, moohahahaaaa

More for me than you:

- Japan/Monarchies history reading
- History paper
- Ikiru paper.
- Watch Seven Samurai
- Spanish homework.
- Spanish Test of Pain and Woe on MON
- Lit prompt
- Lit presentation on TUES
- Finish Manda's birthday fic (IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE LATE)
- BB
- entertain the brother DAY 1
- entertain the brother DAY 2
- swingdancing ( Read more... )

I am in a literature class. This is not surprising.

What is surprising is the FANTASTIC poetry of John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester, for it is porn. No, I am not joking. One of these poems is a masturbating woman fantasizing about rape. The man wrote a poem titled Signior DildoHere, have an excerpt from said poem, for it is awesome ( Read more... )

I'm heading off to lunch in two minutes, but I just had to share.

I got to watch Alan Cumming kill Anthony Hopkins with a candelabra in my lit class, and then see him die via SPOON AND LUGER, HOMIGOD. In Matrix slow-motion, no less! Titus is so much more badass than Titus Andronicus. Also the Marcus Finding Lavinia scene was amazing. We only got ( Read more... )