A Fairy Tale Life

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone!
What: Fairy Tales!
When: Today until the 1st
Where: All around Luceti
Summary: Check it out in here
Rating: Varies with each thread :|a

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For the first three days at least

[ch_rell47]

[Are you a prince or princess in need of a fairy godmotherfather? Well look no further! Saki is dressed in a white robe and has two large fairy wings wielded growing from his back. In his hand he holds a wand with a golden star on the end, and with it, he will grant all of your wishes! With a considerable amount of snark of course.

You might want to word what you wish for very carefully.]

[honorbeforeall]

[Karai feels there is some horrible experiment afoot. She should go out and investigate and gather information to report to her evil stepfather, but she can't find any of her clothes. And she doesn't want to go out in the simple, soot-stained shift that she's wearing.

Well, she's a ninja. She can avoid being seen!

...but sadly her apartment is dirty, so she'll have to make sure all her chores are done first. You can find her scrubbing the bathroom floor and singing to a very confused Chaplin. :| It's the most affection the kitten's got from her in weeks.]

[ch_rell47]

[Saki does what any good Fairy Godparent does: Walk through the door. He enters what he knows is Karai's apartment, and is immediately appalled by its condition. He opens his mouth to chastise her for this filth, and to maybe say something about her terrible singing, but his words seem to change as they are spoken.]

Good day child, what miracle may I bestow upon you today?

[He holds up his wand and is prepared to grant her wish. Except he'd much rather not.]

[honorbeforeall]

[...father, what are you wearing. :| Though Karai is somewhat embarrassed to be caught in this condition. (Her apartment was clean yesterday, goddammit.) She opens her mouth to tell him so.]

Fairy godfather, I wish to go to the ball. But I have no dress.

[Wait, that's not right.]

[ch_rell47]

[What are you wearing? To see his own dressed up like that is terrible. He has taught you how to dress better than that >| Why oh why can't he tell you so?

He raises his wand, and in moments Karai is wearing a beautiful black Kimono, her hair is done up in a style similar to the ladies from 16th century Japan, and her entire face is covered in white paste.]

Bring me seven shurikens, a cabbage, and that cat.

[He commands her. He could probably get these himself, but there are things that never change no matter what. Also it probably would have been better for him to ask her to get these things before dressing her up in the rather restricting kimono. Ah well.]

[honorbeforeall]

[Oh my, this is a gorgeous kimono. Karai is surprised and suspicious that her father would (a) do this thing and (b) ...actually, how did you do that? But it doesn't stop her from giving a delighted giggle and twirling in her new kimono.

...what.

Oh, he asked for some things. Good thing she has such things on hand! Karai picks Chaplin up by the scruff of his neck and hands him over before going to the kitchen for a cabbage.]

[ch_rell47]

[Saki has not heard Karai giggle so freely since she was a child. He now appreciates the power these strange events have, and he would rather not experience another one if he had the choice.

He takes the cat gingerly by the scruff of the neck and holds it as Karai goes to get the other items. When she returns, he places all the items, and the cat, on the ground and waves his wand. All the items disappear.]

Your carriage awaits you outside dear child. May you find your prince.

[When this is over, someone is going to pay for this humiliation.]

[honorbeforeall]

[You think? Karai goes to bow and instead... claps her hands together like a giddy schoolgirl.]

I thank you, fairy godfather. [That strangled look on her face tells you exactly what she thinks of this whole deal. But luckily, the terms of the story mean she can leave your sight now.

...daintily.]

[honorthecode]

[There's a Prince charming turtle wandering around the stores, looking at shoes. For despite feeling like something is really wrong, Leo's got the strange urge to go find him a princess. But he needs glass slippers shoes for it.

He's not all that comfortable in his new suit either]

[ch_rell47]

[Saki's first instinct is to mock the turtle. Of course, he wasn't exactly dashing in his plain white robes. It was still better than what Leonardo was wearing. He appears suddenly infront of the turtle and crosses his arms.]

What do you seek young princeling?

[Which isn't what he wants to say at all.]

[honorthecode]

[He'll jump back. His first instinct is to go for a weapon, as this could be an attack. But he doesn't have any. Oops. Damn it Saki, what do you want?]

I want to find a princess to take to the ball.

]Only that's not what comes out of his mouth.]

[ch_rell47]

[Saki knows what he wants, but that's not what he ends up doing.]

I shall grant your wish young Prince.

[He raises his wand and out of nowhere conjures up a slipper. It's not glass, because he doesn't see the value in something so useless.]

Have a fair princess try this on, and the one it fits perfectly will be the one.

[honorthecode]

[Jeez you're cheap. He takes the slipper and eyes it a little skeptically.]

And this will work?

[ch_rell47]

[By using all the logic that he possess, Saki is able to conclude that no, it shouldn't. However he is completely compelled to say something else.]

It will work young Princeling. Now be on your way and find your princess.

[honorthecode]

[Leo's just as skeptical about this. Seriously? Finding your love with a piece of clothing? This sounds almost insane.]

Thank you Fairy Godfather. I will go find her now. [At least it means he can leave your presence.]

[semper_cogitans]

[All princesses need a fairy godfather. It's an unspoken rule. And Robert really, really wishes he wasn't so compelled to march right up to what is obviously the most dangerous person around Luceti and ask him to help with going to the ball with his charming prince.

...

Damnit. He's stuck between wanting to swoon and shriek in fear, and wanting to dance up prettily with a twirling flourish.

This awkward standing there trying not to call attention to himself is probably the most normal behaviour Robert has done in awhile.]