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[malnosso]

Who: The Eccentric, along with anyone he meets.
What: Please see here!
When: MONDAY afternoon/evening.
Where: The central plaza, right where the portal was.
Summary: YOU MAY USE ACTION TAGS SHOULD YOU SO DESIRE. Characters are free to come across this strange little hologram.
Rating: Uhhh idk. Whatever happens. Probably not above PG.

Comments

[logicphile]

[...Fascinating.]

Yes, you may. Whether I will, or can answer is another matter.

[malnosso]

[The hologram hooks his cane on his arm and claps his hands excitedly.] Oh wonderful, wonderful! Thank you, you're so accomodating.

Okay okay! First first first first... Yes! Yes I believe I would like to know sir...

Oh! Did you know anyone who attempted to pass through this gate?

[logicphile]

[The visible glee the hologram displayed was odd at the very least. Spock folds his hands behind his back, but does not approach the hologram.]

I was not personally acquainted with the ones who attempted to pass. What is the purpose of your inquiry?

[malnosso]

Why, a follow-up investigation of course! Why would I do something so dangerous without checking to ensure everything worked smoothly? [This time the hologram waves his cane excitedly in the air.]

I'm a scientist, man, a scientist! I've studied with the Great!

[stalkedbymybro]

[ Because he has to get away from Takuya and Kouichi for a while, and check out what idiocy Takuya got himself into this time, gate + Kouji = get.

But he never expected the Spanish Inquisition an old man. ] ... is this some kind of joke?

[malnosso]

Hm? [The figure waggles his cane at Kouji.] Oh no, no no no! I wouldn't joke, that's just not appropriate. Well, I suppose at parties...certain family get-togethers... No, but no! This does not apply. This is not a party or a get together little sir, this is a follow-up investigation! Oh, I am so thorough with my work, I truly am...

[stalkedbymybro]

[ ... eh, he isn't the craziest person Kouji's ever met. ] Work, huh? And what kind of work would that be?

[malnosso]

[Tap tap thumps the cane against the cobblestones.] My gate of course, I'm investigating the success of my gate!

[bullet_dance]

Wh-what?

[... Whoa. What the heck? Noel went to go check on the portal after her voice returned, but... instead, there's this person. If it's even a person. And he's... asking for questions? Okay, let's approach and see what's going on.]

Um... sure. Wh-what do you need to know?

[malnosso]

You, you you miss! My your hair is lovely. Do you have a stylist?

[bullet_dance]

[... What.]

M-my... hair? [There is a blue hologram of an elderly man... asking if she has a stylist. WHAT.

... She'll just shake her head, a little dumbfounded.]

[malnosso]

Yes dear!

...oh what am I thinking. That wasn't what I wanted to ask. I was distracted! I do love blondes.

Aside from this, please don't derail me. I'm a bit forgetful, you see. [He lifts the cane to tap his chin with the handle.] Do you know anyone that passed through this gate?

[inabook]

[malnosso]

Of course, of course you would! You're such a dear girl, you really are, so sweet. Thank you, thank you!

...ahem. [He hooks his cane in the crook of his arm and mimes flipping a notepad, though there is no notepad visible in the hologram.] Hmmm, let's see, what was first...yes...

Oh yes! You miss, do you know anyone that attempted to use this gate?

[inabook]

[malnosso]

[There is a long pause.]

...no, my dear no no. That can't be right. That can't be, I did everything correctly! Hm yes, I applied the Shift to the surroundings...yes...

Yes yes I carried the four. Ohhh, I do hate long division.

[Action]

[vulcanblazer]

[Adell returns back for another shift to keep an eye on the portal, but instead finds the ghostly shape of a man... and it speaks to him.]

Well, that's new. ...Sure, I guess. What is it?

[Action]

[malnosso]

You you, sir! [He shakes the cane rather emphatically at Adell, though it seems to be more in excitement than actual aggression.] You must know what happened to those who passed through this gate!

Well, perhaps. You look like a man in the know!

[Action]

[vulcanblazer]

Well, yeah. That's why I ended up guarding this thing.

[Adell folds his arms over his chest.]

Anyone who stepped through it ended up someplace else in Luceti. And then could only talk like an animal. One girl I know ended up sounding like a cow.

[Action]

[malnosso]

What?! [The figure drops his cane, he's so surprised.]