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[malnosso]

Who: The Eccentric, along with anyone he meets.
What: Please see here!
When: MONDAY afternoon/evening.
Where: The central plaza, right where the portal was.
Summary: YOU MAY USE ACTION TAGS SHOULD YOU SO DESIRE. Characters are free to come across this strange little hologram.
Rating: Uhhh idk. Whatever happens. Probably not above PG.

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[stalkedbymybro]

[ Because he has to get away from Takuya and Kouichi for a while, and check out what idiocy Takuya got himself into this time, gate + Kouji = get.

But he never expected the Spanish Inquisition an old man. ] ... is this some kind of joke?

[malnosso]

Hm? [The figure waggles his cane at Kouji.] Oh no, no no no! I wouldn't joke, that's just not appropriate. Well, I suppose at parties...certain family get-togethers... No, but no! This does not apply. This is not a party or a get together little sir, this is a follow-up investigation! Oh, I am so thorough with my work, I truly am...

[stalkedbymybro]

[ ... eh, he isn't the craziest person Kouji's ever met. ] Work, huh? And what kind of work would that be?

[malnosso]

[Tap tap thumps the cane against the cobblestones.] My gate of course, I'm investigating the success of my gate!

[stalkedbymybro]

So you're the cause of this? Your lousy gate nearly - [ nearly uh. It didn't really do anything to hurt them persay, so he can't really accuse the guy of that. ] - nevermind.

Whatever it was supposed to do, it didn't do it.

[malnosso]

...no, that can't be. No, I'm certain that can't be. I'm sorry young man, but perhaps are you experiencing hallucinations due to an overdose of harmful narcotics?

[stalkedbymybro]

The only hallucination I'm experiencing is you. [ And this place, but w/e. And don't mind that he round aboutly said he was taking narcotics. ]

It was supposed to send everybody home, right? That didn't happen.

[malnosso]

Why not?!

[stalkedbymybro]

How should I know?

[malnosso]

I- well no, of course you wouldn't. Goodness me, I really should pay closer attention to these conversations.

Young man, what happened then?

[stalkedbymybro]

[ ... ]

Do you really not know?

[malnosso]

Of course not! I can't just peek about inside this enclosure like any old busybody looking for a good show! No no no I'm not that sort of person.

[stalkedbymybro]

Is that "can't" or "won't" then?

[malnosso]

Can't, can't! I would certainly peek about if I could.

[stalkedbymybro]

So how are you here now?

[malnosso]

I applied a Shift to myself! Ingenious, I know.