New Hope For Gay Men in Straight Marriages Who Are Allergic To Viagra

May 24, 2011 07:45

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LOVE BITES! Scientists have stumbled on a possible breakthrough in sexual health after finding out that just one bite from the Brazilian Wandering Spider can cause a 4 hour erection! Dr Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the Medical College of Georgia, explains that the venom works in a different way to viagra.




Admittedly her study, published in the highly respected Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved lab rats with high blood pressure and severe erectile dysfunction but the toxin did the trick for the underperforming rodents.




[To all sensitive Gay readers who may be traumatized by the above ostensibly Straight sex images please note that all of the above individuals are in fact (or used to be) male. The blonde is a Trannie and both rats have penises.]

Obviously there are possible side-effects such as loss of muscle control (sounds a bit orgasmic), difficulty breathing (sounds a bit orgasmic), pain (sounds a bit pre-orgasmic) and death (which is only worth it if the orgasm was to die for!).

Now I'm thinking Spiderman WISHES he was bitten by a member ('scuse the pun) of this species!

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