"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Turns out this is a misquote attributed to Benjamin Franklin. But the sentiment is real, seems there was a more poetic version that actually tips its hat to the juice of the vine. What Benjamin Franklin actually did say:

Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, ( Read more... )

Beer Bandit

I guess if you're gonna steal, you might as well take what you like, but where's he gonna get the Bass?