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I'm a pretty open minded person, i TRY to not be judgmental and usually succeed.
I also have a very sick sense of humor and am a pervert of the first class.
Yet taking 50 orders a day for porn is seriously getting to me.
Not only is the account fucking boring and annoying in it's Script...some of these callers just make me feel dirty.
Ordering things like "Throat Yogurt" or "Whores in Heat", "Teen Fever", "Cum Stained Casting Couch".
The sick fuck who was all eager talking about his movie, the one "With the Boy Scouts! It's the one with the Boy Scouts right?"
Hey, I've read shota manga, have rped some stuff...but hearing some 60 year old dude almost pop a boner over the prospect of watching the fantasy of it? It literally turned my stomach. It's one thing to be eager for some porn...but just the way he sounded. My skin crawls just thinking of it.
The cream of the crop was when my friends Marsha and Yadira BOTH got some fucking digusting asshole jerking off!! He talked with Marsha first and since he actually placed an dorder, she had to wait before she could hung up on him. He wasn't finished so he called back and lucky Yadira got him.
And lets not forget the people calling to order the "Male Enhancement Cream".
NO YOU PATHETIC OLD FUCKS!! I DO NOT FUCKING KNOW HOW IT WORKS!!! QUIT ASKING ME QUESTIONS AFTER I HAVE TOLD YOU FIVE TIMES I ONLY TAKE ORDERS!!!
You have a small schlong. DEAL WITH IT!!!
It will NEVER get big enough to "hurt the woman going in". NEVER EVER EVER YOU STUPID PENCIL DICKED CODGER!! Save your money for dentures and depends.
I also have a very sick sense of humor and am a pervert of the first class.
Yet taking 50 orders a day for porn is seriously getting to me.
Not only is the account fucking boring and annoying in it's Script...some of these callers just make me feel dirty.
Ordering things like "Throat Yogurt" or "Whores in Heat", "Teen Fever", "Cum Stained Casting Couch".
The sick fuck who was all eager talking about his movie, the one "With the Boy Scouts! It's the one with the Boy Scouts right?"
Hey, I've read shota manga, have rped some stuff...but hearing some 60 year old dude almost pop a boner over the prospect of watching the fantasy of it? It literally turned my stomach. It's one thing to be eager for some porn...but just the way he sounded. My skin crawls just thinking of it.
The cream of the crop was when my friends Marsha and Yadira BOTH got some fucking digusting asshole jerking off!! He talked with Marsha first and since he actually placed an dorder, she had to wait before she could hung up on him. He wasn't finished so he called back and lucky Yadira got him.
And lets not forget the people calling to order the "Male Enhancement Cream".
NO YOU PATHETIC OLD FUCKS!! I DO NOT FUCKING KNOW HOW IT WORKS!!! QUIT ASKING ME QUESTIONS AFTER I HAVE TOLD YOU FIVE TIMES I ONLY TAKE ORDERS!!!
You have a small schlong. DEAL WITH IT!!!
It will NEVER get big enough to "hurt the woman going in". NEVER EVER EVER YOU STUPID PENCIL DICKED CODGER!! Save your money for dentures and depends.