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Me: Thank you for calling "Company that sells adult entertainment". Would you like to place an order?
Guy: Yes. Do you have "item"?
Me: Yes. It is 14.99.
Guy: Ok. Can you read me the title.
Me: *sees Title is "Throat Yogurt" O_o;;; *VERY glad we are NOT allowed to read the titles out loud* Oh...the title doesn't show up sir.
Guy: Ok. How about "item"
Me:: sees title is "Extreme Size Queens":: Yes...it is the same price. Anything else?
Guy: Yes.
Me:: PRAYS he is not gonna order "Mandigo's Dick Puppets"::
Guy: I was looking for something and I couldn't find it. I'm throwing a Stag Party and was wondering if you had any beastiality.
Me: . . . *very calmly* You know sir, we are just the ordering center so I am not sure if we do. But you can check our website. They have A LOT more than what is in the catalog.
Guy: Ok! Thanks! *pays, gets wished a happy day and hangs up*
Me: . . .at least he didn't order Mandigo's Dick Puppets. *takes next call for a health insurance company*
Guy: Yes. Do you have "item"?
Me: Yes. It is 14.99.
Guy: Ok. Can you read me the title.
Me: *sees Title is "Throat Yogurt" O_o;;; *VERY glad we are NOT allowed to read the titles out loud* Oh...the title doesn't show up sir.
Guy: Ok. How about "item"
Me:: sees title is "Extreme Size Queens":: Yes...it is the same price. Anything else?
Guy: Yes.
Me:: PRAYS he is not gonna order "Mandigo's Dick Puppets"::
Guy: I was looking for something and I couldn't find it. I'm throwing a Stag Party and was wondering if you had any beastiality.
Me: . . . *very calmly* You know sir, we are just the ordering center so I am not sure if we do. But you can check our website. They have A LOT more than what is in the catalog.
Guy: Ok! Thanks! *pays, gets wished a happy day and hangs up*
Me: . . .at least he didn't order Mandigo's Dick Puppets. *takes next call for a health insurance company*