Come on 6AM!
Oh pap smears, what you do to me. Nothing says wonderful like a giant metal duck bill shoved up your vag. Hells Bells.
Random segway, but needless to say, I'm absolutely in love with my god-kids. Annika is the sweetest little thing, and Ender is already a rebel, born with a mowhawk to boot. And that's no lie. Annika is happy with anyone and everyone, and Ender is happy with the Tit, and the Tit alone. The left tit, to be exact. Funny wonderful babies. Love love love.
Night shifts fail to bore me. Except right about now (1 am) I get a lil fuzzy in the head and am ready to go beddy bye.
On another note, my mother is a sick sick woman who decides to wait until 9 pm to txt me that she's getting married to tattoo artist named Andy who has just received his 4th DUI, but is working on his sobriety at my mother's home group. Me, being the inept dumbass that I am, forgot it was April Fools, and promptly pitched a shit fit on I95 driving to work before my mother had to talk me down from bypassing Exit 38 and driving straight through to NY to sort her ass out.
Random segway, but needless to say, I'm absolutely in love with my god-kids. Annika is the sweetest little thing, and Ender is already a rebel, born with a mowhawk to boot. And that's no lie. Annika is happy with anyone and everyone, and Ender is happy with the Tit, and the Tit alone. The left tit, to be exact. Funny wonderful babies. Love love love.
Night shifts fail to bore me. Except right about now (1 am) I get a lil fuzzy in the head and am ready to go beddy bye.
On another note, my mother is a sick sick woman who decides to wait until 9 pm to txt me that she's getting married to tattoo artist named Andy who has just received his 4th DUI, but is working on his sobriety at my mother's home group. Me, being the inept dumbass that I am, forgot it was April Fools, and promptly pitched a shit fit on I95 driving to work before my mother had to talk me down from bypassing Exit 38 and driving straight through to NY to sort her ass out.