Good is good, bad is bad, but you don't know what you've had
It's August...I don't know what else to say about that then the summer is fleeting.
Admirable Activities for Suburban Residents That Sound Wholly Unremarkable When Performed by Superheroes.
BY TIM VANDERBURG
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Green Lantern eliminating his private mortgage insurance.
Batman observing water restrictions by not operating his sprinklers after 10 a.m.
Captain America updating his virus software.
The Submariner reading the minutes at his neighborhood homeowners-association meeting.
The Flash making punch for Vacation Bible School.
Iron Man planting seasonal color in hopes of winning Garden of the Month.
The Hulk receiving a ribbon for five years of continuous service as a crossing guard.
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Acts Prohibited by the U.S. House of Representatives' Proposed Flag-Burning Amendment.
BY JAMES ERWIN
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Burning the flag.
Touching the flag less than 30 minutes after eating.
Picking the flag last for dodgeball.
Staring at the flag's cleavage.
Assuring the flag that you consider it a really good friend, and then pressuring it to sleep with you.
Sleeping with the flag and not calling the next day.
Sullenly agreeing to meet the flag at the coffee shop and staring into your coffee without talking.
Cutting off the flag's pleading questions by yelling, "Get a life!"
Calling the flag's best friend at 3 in the morning to talk about how the flag doesn't understand you.
Coming within 100 yards of the flag in violation of the restraining order.
ALL lists from McSweeney's website
There isn't much time left in the summer, but it will be super busy. I've been keeping busy and it's been a good summer I'd say.
So this song I really like, Shame and Scandal, comes out on Tuesday and I like it despite it's Jerry Springer-ness. I'm hopelessly addicted to iTunes' music store. Without ResNet I seem to spend excessive amounts of time on the store browsing.
I hope everyone is having a good August...maybe there will be a LO group get together before we all leave.
Admirable Activities for Suburban Residents That Sound Wholly Unremarkable When Performed by Superheroes.
BY TIM VANDERBURG
- - - -
Green Lantern eliminating his private mortgage insurance.
Batman observing water restrictions by not operating his sprinklers after 10 a.m.
Captain America updating his virus software.
The Submariner reading the minutes at his neighborhood homeowners-association meeting.
The Flash making punch for Vacation Bible School.
Iron Man planting seasonal color in hopes of winning Garden of the Month.
The Hulk receiving a ribbon for five years of continuous service as a crossing guard.
AND
Acts Prohibited by the U.S. House of Representatives' Proposed Flag-Burning Amendment.
BY JAMES ERWIN
- - - -
Burning the flag.
Touching the flag less than 30 minutes after eating.
Picking the flag last for dodgeball.
Staring at the flag's cleavage.
Assuring the flag that you consider it a really good friend, and then pressuring it to sleep with you.
Sleeping with the flag and not calling the next day.
Sullenly agreeing to meet the flag at the coffee shop and staring into your coffee without talking.
Cutting off the flag's pleading questions by yelling, "Get a life!"
Calling the flag's best friend at 3 in the morning to talk about how the flag doesn't understand you.
Coming within 100 yards of the flag in violation of the restraining order.
ALL lists from McSweeney's website
There isn't much time left in the summer, but it will be super busy. I've been keeping busy and it's been a good summer I'd say.
So this song I really like, Shame and Scandal, comes out on Tuesday and I like it despite it's Jerry Springer-ness. I'm hopelessly addicted to iTunes' music store. Without ResNet I seem to spend excessive amounts of time on the store browsing.
I hope everyone is having a good August...maybe there will be a LO group get together before we all leave.