All right, Jess, you wanted me to take this quiz...(unless there be some other Scott in thy life)...here it goes:
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Scott
2. Boy
3. Darling (ONLY my girlfriend. Hear that, Kevin??)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Lozlan
2. Faryfeller
3. Morjire
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Strong features
2. Writer's hands
3. Ass. Yes oh yes.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Pudgy belly
2. Ridiculously persistent acne
3. Easily burned skin
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. French
2. German
3. Irish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Hell
2. Whatever obsession I'm currently having
3. The future
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My girlfriend
2. Good food
3. Music
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Doors T-shirt
2. Black pants
3. New glasses that make me look oh so...average
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Queen
2. The Doors
3. Rufus Wainwright
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Origin of Love - Rufus Wainwright
2. The Show Must Go On - Queen
3. Boat on the River - Styx
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Happiness for both
2. Bit of sex!
3. Friendship
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Ample chest
2. That shy, pleading look you give me, dearest : )
3. Soft belly
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Writing
2. Music collecting
3. Watching too much Mystery Science Theater
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Kiss my love (she's been gone for three days now, amazingly)
2. Not have to work tomorrow
3. Play with my cat
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Writer/novelist
2. Filmmaker
3. Radio producer
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. British Isles
2. Mainland Europe
3. New Zealand
THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Michael
2. Genevieve
3. Aneka
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Publish two thousand novels
2. Move to the British Isles
3. Marry
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. Secretly adore video games with lots of sword hackin' and blood n' stuff
2. Find flatulence amusing
3. Have dangly bits, I suppose
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. Cry easily
2. Sentimental. VERY sentimental.
3. Actually enjoy the occasional romantic comedy
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Christina Aguilara
2. Angelina Jolie (ANOTHER way that I'm a stereotypical male)
3. Inuyasha!