Rocky Raccoon
There was this weird noise coming from the sewer outside my house. For three days this went on and we had no idea where it was coming from, then one night my mom was taking out the trash when she hears this loud clicking noise coming from the sewer. So we shine this flash light down there and there's a baby raccoon stuck in the tunnel between drains. WE TOOK ACTION! I pulled the grate off and constructed a ladder out of old fencing and a chain and lowered it down so that he could climb his way to freedom, I then sat outside calling out to him in his native tongue to let him know I was cool and meant him no harm. Out came the little bugger and off he went into the night. What I'm trying to say here is that...I AM THE RACCOON WHISPERER!