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[lovethetentacle]

[HELLO THERE AGAIN, boys and girls of Mayfield. Your happy-go-lucky Home Ec teacher is back, but she's not smiling quite as cheerfully today, oh no. Instead she's glaring at all of you silently for a full minute straight before speaking in a very low, very angry voice.]It appears that the consequences for ignoring this insipid class are more dire

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[silvestris_mage]

...what's club soda? [Sits in the middle of the room, probably looking utterly confused as to why this is a real class. As she probably has for the past month.]

[lovethetentacle]

We have absolutely no idea. It is in the textbook.

[silvestris_mage]

Well, I suppose I should be glad that I'm not the only one who doesn't understand this.

Why do we have to learn from the textbook if we can't make sense of it?

[lovethetentacle]

Because we do not wish to be brainwashed. We do not understand how this is difficult.

[silvestris_mage]

...I suppose not being brainwashed is a good thing. I'd rather stay sane, thank you.

We never had to learn this at home.

[lovethetentacle]

It is not a skill you will need in the Void.

[silvestris_mage]

...Void?

[lovethetentacle]

The endless nothing that awaits all things.

[silvestris_mage]

Like the Peaceful Realms?

[lovethetentacle]

What.

Maybe.

What are the Peaceful Realms.

[silvestris_mage]

They're like...the place where you go when you die.

Except in Mayfield, of course. But elsewhere.

[lovethetentacle]

That... does sound like the Void, yes.