Operation: Get Berry to Go Out With Me
"I want to go out with you." Quinn Fabray stated clearly after an expulsion of shaky breath.
Bewildered brown eyes met hazel, "Quinn, Mr Figgins clearly stated the prohibition of going out of school property during school hours."
"Are you speaking human?" a third party asked.
"Go away, Santana."
"Whatever, Juno."
"I'm not even pregnant anymore."
"… whatever"
Quinn turned to Rachel. "I mean like go out. Do couple stuff; go to Breadstix then make out in the couch, talk to each other without any insults- and yes, criticising my 'lack of vocal range' counts as an insult- and maybe make out some more."
"As tempting as that sounds," Rachel says dryly. "I'm dating Finn Hudson."
"Yeah, and Brad Pitt was dating Jennifer Aniston."
"Are you suggesting that you want to be my Angelina Jolie?"
A loud scoff from the background.
"Santana! I can see Brittany's sneakers peeking behind that wall!"
"Fine!"
"So… where were we?"
"You were suggesting to be a modern day Mother Teresa and adopt a collection of multi-ethnic children with me."
"Oh, we're still at the Angelina Jolie thing." That was a bad metaphor.
"It was a bad metaphor."
"Did I say that out loud?-wait, so is that a no?"
"To what?"
"Don't make me say it again."
"I don't believe we could have a relationship built on reluctance."
"So we do have a relationship."
"I'd like to think we've formed a budding friendship…"
"I don't want to be friends!"
"Look, Quinn, you can't just profess your undying love-"
"Whoa, 'love' is a pretty big word-"
"-and expect me to suddenly reciprocate while I'm still in a relationship."
"Then move out of the relationship. Finn doesn't have anything that I don't."
"Except for me."
"Touché."
"Goodbye, Quinn."
As the short brunette made her escape, Quinn Fabray sighed.
"Ahh, toughen up, Tubbers." Santana appeared from thin air, nudging her shoulder awkwardly. "It'll get better."
"She rejected me…"
"She didn't really say no, she just said she can't because she's with Finn." Brittany, too, appeared from thin air to the head cheerio's other side.
And to the blue eyed blonde's statement, hazel eyes lit up.
End.