Interlude:
A conversation that just happened in the kinoface-INB household:
me: (is reading something to INB; the author mentions Jun's broad shoulders)
INB: I wouldn't really describe him as broad-shouldered.
me: ...are you serious?
INB: Is he??
me: UH YEAH
INB: Maybe I'm not looking hard enou--
me: YOU'RE NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH
me: YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY THE AVERAGE DUDE'S SHOULDERS ARE TWO HEAD-LENGTHS WIDE
me: HIS ARE LIKE FIVE
me: (shows him a picture of half-naked Jun)
me: LOOK AT THEM
me: HE IS A TRIANGLE
INB: Um.
me: DON'T BE JEALOUS
In other news, the house is completely unfucked! Our living room is soooo nice and I'm ridiculously happy with it. In fact the amount of happiness I am experiencing is so ridiculous that it's ALMOST AS RIDICULOUS AS JUN'S SHOULDERS. "I wouldn't really describe the sky as blue," "I wouldn't really describe the ocean as wet," "I wouldn't really describe our dogs as tiny," I MEAN REALLY.
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me: (is reading something to INB; the author mentions Jun's broad shoulders)
INB: I wouldn't really describe him as broad-shouldered.
me: ...are you serious?
INB: Is he??
me: UH YEAH
INB: Maybe I'm not looking hard enou--
me: YOU'RE NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH
me: YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY THE AVERAGE DUDE'S SHOULDERS ARE TWO HEAD-LENGTHS WIDE
me: HIS ARE LIKE FIVE
me: (shows him a picture of half-naked Jun)
me: LOOK AT THEM
me: HE IS A TRIANGLE
INB: Um.
me: DON'T BE JEALOUS
In other news, the house is completely unfucked! Our living room is soooo nice and I'm ridiculously happy with it. In fact the amount of happiness I am experiencing is so ridiculous that it's ALMOST AS RIDICULOUS AS JUN'S SHOULDERS. "I wouldn't really describe the sky as blue," "I wouldn't really describe the ocean as wet," "I wouldn't really describe our dogs as tiny," I MEAN REALLY.
Crossposted here on Dreamwidth. You can comment there anonymously or using OpenID. ♥