Interlude:
It's been so long since I last saw D no Arashi, but I watched a few episodes last night (thanks to 
phrenk ♥) and it was just as glorious as I remember. :D
This episode is about what various products look like before they're cut down to standard size, so the staff brings out this uncut eraser, and Aiba...
DYING. Aiba you are too much for me.
TOO MUCH FOR THIS WOOOORLD
Aiba's pretty great on his own, it's true! But then he and Jun go out to investigate other uncut things, and thus the rest of this post is about...
HOT BITCHES. Ugh look how tiny they are. THEY HAVE TO RUN AROUND IN THE SHOWER TO GET WET.
"We were hoping you would show us a big dick before it's been cut," says Matsuyun, who has only ever slept with men who've been circumcised.
OH MY GLOB WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING, WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL. I just. I just. I love Jun in all shapes, sizes, colors, haircuts, stages of awkwardness, et cetera, but this particular Jun is just. WOW. I CAN'T. He hasn't completely grown into his features yet so they're just so outrageous and beautiful and his mouth is slkjfhjf and his eyebrows are dklfhjdsjhfjsf and, just, his FACE. HIS FACE OKAY.
AND THOSE RINGS. And that hair! And that throat! And those unbuttoned buttons! AND THOSE RINGS!!!!
oh my goddddd just shut up with your face
Spoiler alert: in the nine years since this was filmed, Jun has yet to shut up with his face.
I think these two are so excellent for segments like this because they're both (so beautiful) genuinely fascinated. Not that the others don't get into it!! But these two want to know everything and ask everything and touch everything and they just get so excited. :D
AND SO BEEEAAAUUUTIFUUUUUL. There is even a fan somewhere off-screen so their hair is all windblown as they're STANDING THERE MAKING SPONGES. Like, there is no reason at all for them to be so beautiful right now, and yet... In the history of fandom, has there ever been a more accurate pairing name than "Modelpair"?
Oh yes: "Crybaby Team." These goofy kids~
:Y
I will never ever stop crying happy tears in my heart over how that just is the way Jun stands.
Jun and this guy are walking along and discussing things and then Aiba in the background is just standing there yelling "UWAAAA!!" as he points at this huge pile of toilet paper. I wonder how many times they've lost Aiba while filming segments like this.
Aiba wanders off again, and Jun gets super excited about something in the distance and goes "AIBA-CHAN, AIBA-CHAN!!!" to get his attention. ~*~♥~*~THEM~*~♥~*~
So there you have it: Jun and Aiba being gorgeous while documenting huge uncut things. I think I read a story like that once. :D
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phrenk ♥) and it was just as glorious as I remember. :D
This episode is about what various products look like before they're cut down to standard size, so the staff brings out this uncut eraser, and Aiba...
DYING. Aiba you are too much for me.
TOO MUCH FOR THIS WOOOORLD
Aiba's pretty great on his own, it's true! But then he and Jun go out to investigate other uncut things, and thus the rest of this post is about...
HOT BITCHES. Ugh look how tiny they are. THEY HAVE TO RUN AROUND IN THE SHOWER TO GET WET.
"We were hoping you would show us a big dick before it's been cut," says Matsuyun, who has only ever slept with men who've been circumcised.
OH MY GLOB WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING, WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL. I just. I just. I love Jun in all shapes, sizes, colors, haircuts, stages of awkwardness, et cetera, but this particular Jun is just. WOW. I CAN'T. He hasn't completely grown into his features yet so they're just so outrageous and beautiful and his mouth is slkjfhjf and his eyebrows are dklfhjdsjhfjsf and, just, his FACE. HIS FACE OKAY.
AND THOSE RINGS. And that hair! And that throat! And those unbuttoned buttons! AND THOSE RINGS!!!!
oh my goddddd just shut up with your face
Spoiler alert: in the nine years since this was filmed, Jun has yet to shut up with his face.
I think these two are so excellent for segments like this because they're both (so beautiful) genuinely fascinated. Not that the others don't get into it!! But these two want to know everything and ask everything and touch everything and they just get so excited. :D
AND SO BEEEAAAUUUTIFUUUUUL. There is even a fan somewhere off-screen so their hair is all windblown as they're STANDING THERE MAKING SPONGES. Like, there is no reason at all for them to be so beautiful right now, and yet... In the history of fandom, has there ever been a more accurate pairing name than "Modelpair"?
Oh yes: "Crybaby Team." These goofy kids~
:Y
I will never ever stop crying happy tears in my heart over how that just is the way Jun stands.
Jun and this guy are walking along and discussing things and then Aiba in the background is just standing there yelling "UWAAAA!!" as he points at this huge pile of toilet paper. I wonder how many times they've lost Aiba while filming segments like this.
Aiba wanders off again, and Jun gets super excited about something in the distance and goes "AIBA-CHAN, AIBA-CHAN!!!" to get his attention. ~*~♥~*~THEM~*~♥~*~
So there you have it: Jun and Aiba being gorgeous while documenting huge uncut things. I think I read a story like that once. :D
Crossposted here on Dreamwidth. You can comment there anonymously or using OpenID. ♥