Hello. My name is Garrett and I am an alcoholic…
(4:41:48 AM) Christian: I'm also an impulsive drinker
(4:41:49 AM) Christian: lol
(4:42:03 AM) LoveMyDell84: HA, welp... we don't need to discuss my drinking habits...
(4:45:49 AM) LoveMyDell84: hey... I'm 100% sober tonight... imagine that? (not a drop, in comparison to the nights where the word "sober" equates to not being drunk enough to pass out yet)
(4:46:10 AM) Christian: I haven't had a drink yet either
(4:46:11 AM) Christian: lol
(4:47:38 AM) LoveMyDell84: lol, the difference is... your night is still young... there is plenty of time to open a bottle or a case, forget your name, screw some hobo, and wake up naked and bloody in the middle of a playground... so don't count yourself out just yet my dear...
(4:48:51 AM) Christian: um, it's 2 am
(4:49:04 AM) LoveMyDell84: yeah... your point is...
Fin.