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Five Things That Crowley Hides From Aziraphale--for cicer
1. The Christmas cards he gets every year from the little old lady in the flat downstairs who always says what a nice young man he is.
2. That, during the Renaissance, he posed for several dozen religious paintings, but mostly just because it seemed funny at the time.
3. He doesn't actually know how to use his new, top of the line computer and only dusts it off a bit if Aziraphale might be popping by.
4. That he's been planning to mention the fact that the little miracles he does as a favor to Aziraphale have never actually been repaid. Although he's been meaning to mention this for awhile, he never seems to get around to it for some reason.
5. The real reason he decided to work out of London instead of any of the other major world cities.
Five Things That Will Never Occur in a Batman Movie--for lovely_sapphire
1. Batman actually manages to make it through an entire movie without telling any love interests, villains, people who just happen to be walking by, etc. that he's really Bruce Wayne.
2. Arkham Asylum is well staffed with competent doctors and security guards. Also, there are actually programs to treat the mentally ill instead of just letting them escape every few weeks.
3. Catwoman is an extremely skilled jewel theif without any super powers. At all. Not even a little bit. Well, maybe the super power of getting into that costume, but that's it.
4. After a brief angst-off with Spiderman, Batman realizes his life could actually suck a whole lot more and decides to just donate loads of money to charity and score with hot chicks.
5. Batman is severely injured and forced to take time off after a threeway with Superman and Wonder Woman.
Five things Inspector Gadget shouldn't be allowed to have attached to himself--for chewy_kinzoku
1. Go go Gadget Cadaver!
2. Go go Gadget Home Pregnancy Test!
3. Go go Gadget Nuclear War Head!
4. Go go Gadget Angry Venomous Snakes!
5. Go go Gadget Real Doll!