pussy superstar

[lovelymuffie]

Fucking in a dorm is SO HARD.
We've had a noise complaint filed against us.
There's a meeting tonight to "discuss the issue."
Fuckin' prudes.

The rules are that you answer each question in 3 words, no more, no less.

1. Where is your cell phone? under my lamp

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? a girlfriend, duh

3. Hair? short and wet

4. Your mother? such a sweetie

5.

Comments

[konigin_hunden]

kudos on the noise complaint

[millionth_peach]

1. Where is your cell phone? next to me