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Fucking in a dorm is SO HARD.
We've had a noise complaint filed against us.
There's a meeting tonight to "discuss the issue."
Fuckin' prudes.
The rules are that you answer each question in 3 words, no more, no less.
1. Where is your cell phone? under my lamp
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? a girlfriend, duh
3. Hair? short and wet
4. Your mother? such a sweetie
5. Your father? one crazy bastard
6. Your favorite item(s)? books and dvd's
7. Your dream last night? I don't remember
8. Your favorite drink? bacardi and coke
9. Your dream guy/girl? pick just one?
10. The room you are in? shared with roommate
11. Your fear? a bad grade
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? still super sexy
13. Who did you hang out with last night? my noisy girlfriend
14. What are you not? 140 pounds yet
15. Are you in love? a complicated question
16. One of your wish list items? The Beatles HELP
17. What time is it? time for class
18. The last thing you did? took a shower
19. What are you wearing? tattoos and bracelets
20. Your favorite book? The Little Friend
21. The last thing you ate? frosted mini wheats
22. Your life? um...piss off
23. Your mood? see Eddie Izzard
24. Your friends? bitches and ho's
25. What are you thinking about right now? my unfinished homework
26. Your car? completely nonexistent entity
27. What are you doing at this moment? scratching my nose
28. Your summer? too far away
29. Your relationship status? dating, no strings
30. What is on your TV screen? my sexy reflection
31. When is the last time you laughed? question number 24
32. Last time you cried? Little Miss Sunshine
33. School? demanding and irritating
34. Wishing, hoping, thinking, praying? graduation with distinction!
35. What are you listening too? neighbor's music (Thriller)
36. Where do you want to be right now? my girlfriend's bed
We've had a noise complaint filed against us.
There's a meeting tonight to "discuss the issue."
Fuckin' prudes.
The rules are that you answer each question in 3 words, no more, no less.
1. Where is your cell phone? under my lamp
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? a girlfriend, duh
3. Hair? short and wet
4. Your mother? such a sweetie
5. Your father? one crazy bastard
6. Your favorite item(s)? books and dvd's
7. Your dream last night? I don't remember
8. Your favorite drink? bacardi and coke
9. Your dream guy/girl? pick just one?
10. The room you are in? shared with roommate
11. Your fear? a bad grade
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? still super sexy
13. Who did you hang out with last night? my noisy girlfriend
14. What are you not? 140 pounds yet
15. Are you in love? a complicated question
16. One of your wish list items? The Beatles HELP
17. What time is it? time for class
18. The last thing you did? took a shower
19. What are you wearing? tattoos and bracelets
20. Your favorite book? The Little Friend
21. The last thing you ate? frosted mini wheats
22. Your life? um...piss off
23. Your mood? see Eddie Izzard
24. Your friends? bitches and ho's
25. What are you thinking about right now? my unfinished homework
26. Your car? completely nonexistent entity
27. What are you doing at this moment? scratching my nose
28. Your summer? too far away
29. Your relationship status? dating, no strings
30. What is on your TV screen? my sexy reflection
31. When is the last time you laughed? question number 24
32. Last time you cried? Little Miss Sunshine
33. School? demanding and irritating
34. Wishing, hoping, thinking, praying? graduation with distinction!
35. What are you listening too? neighbor's music (Thriller)
36. Where do you want to be right now? my girlfriend's bed