The _ of the Day!
Quote: I guess that I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. - Jeneane Garofalo.
Gossip: Jon Heder, star of Napoleon Dynamite, and his wife are expecting their first child, his publicist confirmed on Friday. Heder and his wife, Kirsten, have been married since 2002.
Joke: Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gets her master's.
Color to Wear: Orange
Movie: Requiem For A Dream
Dirty Word: Saltcellar (1900 word for the vagina)
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