I am alive. ALIVE I SAY.

But here's something to start the new year, considering I want to save my LJ from rants about fictional characters who refuse to do what I tell them to.

This...I don't even know what this is right now. But I do have Alice in Wonderland in the head. And tea parties. Mmmm parties.

Alice in Wonderland aside, what if Vlad Tepes, Mehmed the Conqueror, Matthias Corvinus, and the fictional characters Katalin and Kristoff are thrown into a modern tea party? What would they say to each other if they had the ( Read more... )