Best Birthday Ever
Title: Best Birthday Ever
Author: demon_rays
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Gackt, Chachamaru, Junji, Ju-ken, Chirolyn, and You
Summary: Gackt wakes up to a nice surprise...
Warnings: Fluff, childish humor, and a pissed off Gackt
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves
Gackt opened his eyes, to find himself tied to his bed…er…couch. “What the hell?!” he asked, in surprise.
“Happy birthday.” his band mates said happily, smiling down at him.
“Why am I tied up?” their vocalist demanded, glaring at them.
“Because it’s your birthday.” Chachamaru said bluntly.
“And we decided that since it’s your birthday you’re not going to do ANYTHING today.” You added.
“….What?” he asked, inches from exploding on them. “Are you fucking kidding me? Let me go!”
“Nope.” everyone said bluntly, not even fazed by his fury.
“When I get loose I’ll kill you all!” Gackt shouted, struggling to get loose.
“Thank you Gackt for teaching me the best knots to use to keep someone tied up, it really came in handy.” Junji giggled evilly, as he wiggled his fingers.
“….I love you Junji, but when I get free you’re the first to get it.” the angry birthday boy warned, in a deathly calm tone of voice.
“Oooo so scary.” Junji laughed, while the others shivered slightly.
“Well anyway, we fixed you breakfast.” Ju-ken giggled nervously, while Chirolyn held up a tray of slightly healthy food.
“Too many carbs, I don’t want any.” Gackt snapped, looking elsewhere.
“Okay, then we’ll force feed you highly fattening American chocolate cake, and ice cream.” You said casually.
“…I’ve suddenly got my appetite.” The captured musician whimpered.
“That’s good.” everyone said in unison, before they took turns helping him eat. After breakfast, Chachamaru forced the annoyed man to watch six hours of cable television, surprising Gackt even more.
“I didn’t even know that I had cable!”
“Well you do.” You said, smiling to himself. “After all I paid for it for you.”
“….Why?” Gackt asked, glaring at him.
“Oh that’s simple…We were plotting this for over three years.”
“…..Three….WHAT?!” the birthday boy asked, his hair standing on end.
“You heard him.” Ju-ken said with a smirk, freeing Gackt’s hands only enough for him to hold a Playstation three controller. “Now we’re going to play Tekken.”
“….Fine.” Gackt sighed, accepting his controller.
- - - - -
“Damn Gacchan, you kicked all of our asses, are you that angry?” Chirolyn asked, while everyone else gave him a dull look…used to the brutality the vocalist gives them in a few rounds of any video game.
“This is nothing compared to what I’ll do with you when I’m free.” Gackt growled.
“Yeah, yeah you keep saying that.” Ju-ken sighed, before standing up. “At midnight you’ll be free.”
“Really?”
“Yep, in two hours.” Chachamaru said, smiling.
“Okay, what will we do now until then?” the birthday boy couldn’t help but to ask.
“Mmmm….I know.” You decided, smiling.
- - - -
“Truth or Dare?” You asked.
“Truth.” Gackt replied…after all that’s all he could really pick in his state.
“Is it true that you can really last eight hours in the sack?” You asked.
“…..Ummm…” the man in question mumbled, turning a few shades of red.
“You picked truth remember?” Chachamaru asked.
Gackt pouted, before looking elsewhere. “No…”
“I KNEW IT!” Chirolyn giggled. “Ju-chan you owe me thirty dollars!”
“Shuddup.” the fellow bassist grumbled, giving up the money. Gackt stared at this for a while, before falling into a laughing fit.
“Huh?” we asked.
“This is the best birthday party I’ve ever had!” he couldn’t help but giggle. The whole band smiled.
“We’re glad.” they couldn’t help but say.
“It’s been so long since I did something like this….thank you guys.”
“Happy birthday Gacchan,” the replied, before Junji came into the room with a cake filled with candles.
“Thanks.” he said again, while You untied him.
As they enjoyed their cake, Gackt hugged and kissed everyone and thanked them over and over…then Junji wore this huge smile and said “We should do this every year!”
“NO!” the vocalist snapped, glaring at him with pure hatred and fury.
“Okay,” he meeped.
- - - -
A year later, Gackt woke up…to find himself once again tied up to his couch….erm….bed. “AGAIN?!” he demanded, glaring up at his band mates.
“Yep.” they replied, smiling brightly. A dark smile grew on the vocalist’s face.
“Well, I’ve got something for you guys this year too.” he said joyfully.
“Um….and what would that be?” Junji asked, a confident smirk plastered on his face. The leader’s body moved strangely, before the ropes fell from him.
“OH SHIT!!” everyone wailed, hauling ass.
Happy birthday Gackt, and I hope you have a lovely one...even though I know your band mates aren't crazy enough to tie you up and make you celebrate it peacefully. XD Now, back to doing more insane chores for tomorrow. T.T
Author: demon_rays
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Gackt, Chachamaru, Junji, Ju-ken, Chirolyn, and You
Summary: Gackt wakes up to a nice surprise...
Warnings: Fluff, childish humor, and a pissed off Gackt
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves
Gackt opened his eyes, to find himself tied to his bed…er…couch. “What the hell?!” he asked, in surprise.
“Happy birthday.” his band mates said happily, smiling down at him.
“Why am I tied up?” their vocalist demanded, glaring at them.
“Because it’s your birthday.” Chachamaru said bluntly.
“And we decided that since it’s your birthday you’re not going to do ANYTHING today.” You added.
“….What?” he asked, inches from exploding on them. “Are you fucking kidding me? Let me go!”
“Nope.” everyone said bluntly, not even fazed by his fury.
“When I get loose I’ll kill you all!” Gackt shouted, struggling to get loose.
“Thank you Gackt for teaching me the best knots to use to keep someone tied up, it really came in handy.” Junji giggled evilly, as he wiggled his fingers.
“….I love you Junji, but when I get free you’re the first to get it.” the angry birthday boy warned, in a deathly calm tone of voice.
“Oooo so scary.” Junji laughed, while the others shivered slightly.
“Well anyway, we fixed you breakfast.” Ju-ken giggled nervously, while Chirolyn held up a tray of slightly healthy food.
“Too many carbs, I don’t want any.” Gackt snapped, looking elsewhere.
“Okay, then we’ll force feed you highly fattening American chocolate cake, and ice cream.” You said casually.
“…I’ve suddenly got my appetite.” The captured musician whimpered.
“That’s good.” everyone said in unison, before they took turns helping him eat. After breakfast, Chachamaru forced the annoyed man to watch six hours of cable television, surprising Gackt even more.
“I didn’t even know that I had cable!”
“Well you do.” You said, smiling to himself. “After all I paid for it for you.”
“….Why?” Gackt asked, glaring at him.
“Oh that’s simple…We were plotting this for over three years.”
“…..Three….WHAT?!” the birthday boy asked, his hair standing on end.
“You heard him.” Ju-ken said with a smirk, freeing Gackt’s hands only enough for him to hold a Playstation three controller. “Now we’re going to play Tekken.”
“….Fine.” Gackt sighed, accepting his controller.
- - - - -
“Damn Gacchan, you kicked all of our asses, are you that angry?” Chirolyn asked, while everyone else gave him a dull look…used to the brutality the vocalist gives them in a few rounds of any video game.
“This is nothing compared to what I’ll do with you when I’m free.” Gackt growled.
“Yeah, yeah you keep saying that.” Ju-ken sighed, before standing up. “At midnight you’ll be free.”
“Really?”
“Yep, in two hours.” Chachamaru said, smiling.
“Okay, what will we do now until then?” the birthday boy couldn’t help but to ask.
“Mmmm….I know.” You decided, smiling.
- - - -
“Truth or Dare?” You asked.
“Truth.” Gackt replied…after all that’s all he could really pick in his state.
“Is it true that you can really last eight hours in the sack?” You asked.
“…..Ummm…” the man in question mumbled, turning a few shades of red.
“You picked truth remember?” Chachamaru asked.
Gackt pouted, before looking elsewhere. “No…”
“I KNEW IT!” Chirolyn giggled. “Ju-chan you owe me thirty dollars!”
“Shuddup.” the fellow bassist grumbled, giving up the money. Gackt stared at this for a while, before falling into a laughing fit.
“Huh?” we asked.
“This is the best birthday party I’ve ever had!” he couldn’t help but giggle. The whole band smiled.
“We’re glad.” they couldn’t help but say.
“It’s been so long since I did something like this….thank you guys.”
“Happy birthday Gacchan,” the replied, before Junji came into the room with a cake filled with candles.
“Thanks.” he said again, while You untied him.
As they enjoyed their cake, Gackt hugged and kissed everyone and thanked them over and over…then Junji wore this huge smile and said “We should do this every year!”
“NO!” the vocalist snapped, glaring at him with pure hatred and fury.
“Okay,” he meeped.
- - - -
A year later, Gackt woke up…to find himself once again tied up to his couch….erm….bed. “AGAIN?!” he demanded, glaring up at his band mates.
“Yep.” they replied, smiling brightly. A dark smile grew on the vocalist’s face.
“Well, I’ve got something for you guys this year too.” he said joyfully.
“Um….and what would that be?” Junji asked, a confident smirk plastered on his face. The leader’s body moved strangely, before the ropes fell from him.
“OH SHIT!!” everyone wailed, hauling ass.
Happy birthday Gackt, and I hope you have a lovely one...even though I know your band mates aren't crazy enough to tie you up and make you celebrate it peacefully. XD Now, back to doing more insane chores for tomorrow. T.T