Adventures of the Anitsocial Chapter Eleven
Title: Adventures Of The Antisocial
Author: demon_rays
Prompt: Demon by larkir
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Hyde, Gackt, Tetsu, You, Takanori, Mana, Ju-ken, hide, Yoshiki, and Kaz...getting huge isn't it?
Summary: What happens when a demon who hates anything breathing realizes a being decides to be his lover? In Hyde's P.O.V
Warnings: Humor, angst, smut, demons and angels mingling with humans, violence and, the author writing this in a braindead state...and in this chapter she was so rushed she betaed it half assed. ^.^;;
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves
I opened an eye….to feel this very dark, and furious presence over us. I looked up to see Seiji standing right over us. I bit back a shriek of fear and surprise and gave him a slight glare. “What?” I asked, hiding my fear perfectly.
“Don’t you ‘what?’ me!” The ice demon snapped, his skin turning blue.
“Hm?” Gackt asked, rolling off of me…in time to see his pissed off brother turning into his true form. “Nisan what’s the matter?”
“Do you not realize how EMBARRISING IT IS TO HEAR THAT NOISE?!” Seiji demanded, his cheeks turning a slight purple from blushing.
“….Oh we were too loud?” my lover asked innocently. I guess he wasn’t scared of him at all…he probably faced his brother’s wrath a lot all of his life.
“NO!”
“What you were being nosy?” I asked, raising an eyebrow.
“How come you and Uncle Gacchan were wrestling?” Kaoru asked suddenly, surprising us.
“….WHA?!” we asked, blushing.
“Yes, tell Kaoru why you two were wrestling.” Seiji suggested, turning back to normal and giving us a smug expression.
“We were training.” I said, smiling casually.
“Practicing what?” the little demon asked, tilting his head. An evil smile formed on my face.
“Did you know the best way to destroy an enemy is when they’re naked?” I asked, making Gackt and his brother go wide eyed.
“Really?” Kaoru asked, taking in every word I said.
“Yep,” I replied, smiling even more. “You can reach all of his vitals easier, and whatever you grab can’t be removed in anyway…and they can’t get away, like so…” I then grew out claws in my right hand, before sinking them into Gackt’s shoulder.
“AAAAH!” He shouted in surprise and pain.
“See how much harder it’ll be for him to escape?” I asked. The boy nodded, while Seiji looked around, inches from laughing. I half expected him to, after all he’s so serious all the time and it’d be nice to see him laugh for once. “Notice how he’s not trying to get away?”
“Mmhmm,”
“I was just teaching your lovely Uncle about these things. Maybe one day I can teach you too.” I suggested, while Gackt and Seiji both glared at me. Like I’d really do such a thing.
“That would be so cool, thank you Uncle Hai-chan.” Kaoru laughed, hugging me, before running out the room. I removed the claws from Gackt’s shoulder, and shrugged.
“You are special you know that?” Seiji asked, shaking his head.
“Yep.” I laughed evilly, while Gackt healed himself.
“Well at least Kaoru-chan’s still innocent.” he mused, grinning.
“Just don’t do it again! Do you know how embarrassing that is to be dragged to a bedroom door by a small child then asked all of these weird questions?!” Seiji demanded, blushing.
“It’s not like he walked in on YOU doing it.” I snickered.
“That’s happened before.” The ice demon grumbled, blushing.
- - - - -
Seiji’s girlfriend gasped underneath him, as he slowly took her, biting into the swell of her breast…when all of a sudden, the door flew open. “Nisan-ah…What are you doing?” Four year old Gackt asked, staring up at him innocently.
Seiji and his girlfriend looked at the small boy, who was standing by the door, tilting his head. “Umm….Gacchan why are you in here?” Seiji asked, as they quickly covered up, blushing.
“Yoji hit me again.” Gackt replied, holding his sore face.
“He did? Well…I’ll be out in a minute to talk to him…so do me a favor Gacchan, and make sure Yoji doesn’t leave the house okay?”
“Okay,” the boy replied, before running out the room.
- - - - -
“Lucky for me, you had a very short attention span as a toddler.” Seiji laughed, while Gackt’s face turned several shades of red. “Anyway, get dressed and come downstairs, I need to talk to you two.”
“Okay,” the two of us mumbled, watching him leave the room. I stood up and casually got dressed, feeling surprisingly well.
“Your cold is gone.” Gackt said in awe.
“Thanks to you.” I snorted, stretching. “Aaaa I had a nice nap.”
“So did I.” My lover yawned, before hugging me. “I sleep best when I cuddle with you.”
“Ewww,” I gagged, making him laugh. We then left the room to find the grouchy ice demon. Seiji was sitting in the living room on his cell phone, getting more and more annoyed by the second. “Haido,”
“Hm?” I asked.
“Do you know this annoying hyperactive jackass named hide?”
“Yep, let me talk to him.” I ordered, holding out my hand. Seiji tossed me the phone, and I put it to my ear. “Hello?”
“Hai-chan are you okay? I know you got sick…after all Mom told me she left you alone in the rain.” he blubbered.
“I’m fine, anyway, any luck meeting up with the others?”
“Yeah, we’re on our way right now.”
“WHAT?!” I asked, going wide eyed.
“Did that fool say he was coming?” Seiji demanded, glaring at me.
“Yep.” I replied.
“Well gotta go now, bye.”
“Wai-!!”
*Click*
“…..That numbskull.” I grumbled…right before the doorbell rang. Seiji and I went to the door…and as soon as it opened, our jaw dropped. Takanori, hide, Yoshiki, Kaz, and Toshi smiled and gave me a wave.
“Hey,” they greeted.
“How did you know where we were?!” I asked, gawking at them.
“Ken told us.” hide said bluntly, smiling. Gackt walked up to us and smiled.
“It’s nice to meet you all.” He said politely.
“Are you taking good care of little grouchy?” hide asked, while Yoshiki gave him an expecting gaze.
“Yes.” Gackt replied.
“Good, because if you make him cry I’ll skewer you.” he warned, his eyes turning purple.
“Another metal demon I see.” Gackt mused, as we let them in.
“So, where are YOUR people?” hide asked, looking at my lover expectantly.
“They’re coming.” he replied casually, as everyone sat down.
“This is Seiji, Gacchan’s brother.” I said politely, pointing at the ice demon.
“Hi.” he said quietly.
“You’d better be taking good care of Haido, or-” hide started, when Yoshiki covered his mouth.
“Shut it.” he ordered. “Anyway, as long as you’re with Haido, we’re on your side…and he’s happy, we’ll give you our full support.”
“Thank you.” Gackt said, smiling warmly.
“The same goes for me and the rest of the people who will help.” Seiji added, with a smile and a nod.
“Whatever.” I grumbled, only to get several elbows in my sides. “OW!”
“Haido be nice!” they ordered, glaring at me.
“It’s alright,” Gackt said quietly, wrapping an arm around me. “After all, I know that in reality he’s really grateful and feels extremely happy.”
“Why are you signing your will?” I asked, glaring at him. My lover’s answer was a kiss on the forehead and a loving smile.
“Like you’d really want to kill me.” He teased playfully, making me glare at him even more.
“Aww, Hai-chan’s blushing!” Takanori teased.
“Shut up.” I ordered, glaring at him.
“Oh woow, he really is.” Kaz agreed, giggling. hide smiled brightly at this, before hugging me in a death grip.
“This is a Kodak moment!” he giggled.
“I’ll Kodak your moment if you don’t shut up and let me go.” I snarled at him.
“Why are you being so mean?” hide asked, pouting.
“Because I am!” I snapped.
“No you’re not.” everyone in the room said bluntly.
“You only pretend to be mean.” Takanori lectured.
“And you like to be all antisocial and crotchety when we all know you like attention and your friends.” Toshi added.
“That’s not true!”
“Yeah it is.” Gackt said, smiling lovingly at me. My response was a punch in the eye. “Owww.”
“Hey, no abusing your hubby, or I’ll take him from you.” Takanori warned, giving me a teasing smile.
“I see why you’re friends with them….they really care about you Haido.” Seiji said with a smile, making us all look at him. “That’s the only reason they’re here, and they keep teasing you….and frankly I don’t blame them, you’re an easy target after all.”
“Shuddup.” I grumbled, pouting.
“He’s doing it again!” hide laughed, and everyone pointed at me and started giggling. I hid my face behind my hands, as Gackt wrapped an arm around me again.
“It’s alright, you’re beautiful when you blush.” he whispered, before kissing my head. I could feel my face getting hotter…I know if I looked in the mirror I’d probably look like my mother…or in this case my aunt.
“So, when’s the wedding?” hide asked suddenly.
“What?!” I asked, looking up at him.
“You heard me….when’s the wedding?”
“N-”
“Eventually.” Gackt replied over my response. I glared at him.
“What?!”
“What’s wrong with getting married?” the hybrid asked.
“EVERYTHING!” I snapped.
“How is that?” Gackt asked.
“Getting married as a couple like that…would not be a good idea.” Seiji warned.
“WHY?” hide and Gackt demanded, glaring at him.
“We might end up getting a visit from Heaven and Hell….and other stuff.” Seiji replied. “I remember when an angel and a demon tried to get married twelve hundred years ago.”
“You were alive then?” I asked, gawking at him. “Exactly how old ARE you?”
“For me to know and you to wonder.” Seiji replied dully. “Anyway, the wedding was a complete disaster.”
- - - -
The angel was a beautiful man, and the demon was a beautiful fire demon. They were holding hands at the alter, staring deeply into each other’s eyes…when all of a sudden, the very alter split in half. Lucifer’s right hand man appeared, glaring at them. Before the angel could say anything, the demon was pulled back into the demon world, to be punished for trying to be with an angel. Her punishment was the most severe….and it eventually lead to her committing suicide.
- - - -
“What happened to the angel?” Yoshiki asked, tilting his head.
“He was forced to be human.” Seiji replied, looking elsewhere.
“How come nothing happened to my parents?” Gackt asked, while I looked at my lover worriedly.
“Because they never married…and they were together that way only once.” Seiji replied. “They got punished in their own way, but it was nowhere near as bad as what happened to those two.”
“I see,” The hybrid mused, staring at the floor. “But, is it okay for Haido and I to be together as is?”
“Nothing’s happened yet has it?” the ice demon asked.
“….No.” we replied.
“We’ll just have to wait and see, and if Lucifer gets pissed I’ll give him a piece of my mind.” Yoshiki decided.
“Me too.” hide added.
“Same here.” Takanori added. I couldn’t help but smile at this.
“So will I.” Kaz and Toshi agreed, giving us firm nods.
“Thank you guys.” I gushed, near tears.
“Oh woow…he cries too.” Takanori gasped. “You really changed him Gackt.”
“Shuddup!” I snapped, feeling my face heat up.
“Anyway, the others better hurry up and show up, I wanna see how strong they are.” Yoshiki decided.
“What’s up with you and strength? Why is must you always do that?” I asked, glaring at him. “It’s been the same way since we were kids.”
“So?” Yoshiki asked.
“His testosterone is overbearing.” Kaz sighed, while Toshi snickered.
“That’s why everyone’s afraid of you.” he added.
“I’m not afraid of him.” I said bluntly, glaring at them.
“Of course not, you’re insane.” hide teased, before rustling my hair. “An insane short person.”
“Bite me.” I was dumb enough to say.
“Okay,” the fire demon said, before biting into my shoulder.
“GAH!!” I wailed in pain. Gackt and Seiji watched this with amusement in their eyes. “Let go you jackass!!”
“hide’s always been the type to be a playful smartass since we were children.” Toshi giggled, as I commenced to smacking him upside the head so he’d let me go.
The rest of the day my friends and family caught up with each other, telling jokes and playing around, of course we included Seiji and Gackt in it…telling stories about how stupid we were when we were young and confused.
I finally finished another chapter...took forever but I did it. Yaaaay! :D
Author: demon_rays
Prompt: Demon by larkir
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Hyde, Gackt, Tetsu, You, Takanori, Mana, Ju-ken, hide, Yoshiki, and Kaz...getting huge isn't it?
Summary: What happens when a demon who hates anything breathing realizes a being decides to be his lover? In Hyde's P.O.V
Warnings: Humor, angst, smut, demons and angels mingling with humans, violence and, the author writing this in a braindead state...and in this chapter she was so rushed she betaed it half assed. ^.^;;
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves
I opened an eye….to feel this very dark, and furious presence over us. I looked up to see Seiji standing right over us. I bit back a shriek of fear and surprise and gave him a slight glare. “What?” I asked, hiding my fear perfectly.
“Don’t you ‘what?’ me!” The ice demon snapped, his skin turning blue.
“Hm?” Gackt asked, rolling off of me…in time to see his pissed off brother turning into his true form. “Nisan what’s the matter?”
“Do you not realize how EMBARRISING IT IS TO HEAR THAT NOISE?!” Seiji demanded, his cheeks turning a slight purple from blushing.
“….Oh we were too loud?” my lover asked innocently. I guess he wasn’t scared of him at all…he probably faced his brother’s wrath a lot all of his life.
“NO!”
“What you were being nosy?” I asked, raising an eyebrow.
“How come you and Uncle Gacchan were wrestling?” Kaoru asked suddenly, surprising us.
“….WHA?!” we asked, blushing.
“Yes, tell Kaoru why you two were wrestling.” Seiji suggested, turning back to normal and giving us a smug expression.
“We were training.” I said, smiling casually.
“Practicing what?” the little demon asked, tilting his head. An evil smile formed on my face.
“Did you know the best way to destroy an enemy is when they’re naked?” I asked, making Gackt and his brother go wide eyed.
“Really?” Kaoru asked, taking in every word I said.
“Yep,” I replied, smiling even more. “You can reach all of his vitals easier, and whatever you grab can’t be removed in anyway…and they can’t get away, like so…” I then grew out claws in my right hand, before sinking them into Gackt’s shoulder.
“AAAAH!” He shouted in surprise and pain.
“See how much harder it’ll be for him to escape?” I asked. The boy nodded, while Seiji looked around, inches from laughing. I half expected him to, after all he’s so serious all the time and it’d be nice to see him laugh for once. “Notice how he’s not trying to get away?”
“Mmhmm,”
“I was just teaching your lovely Uncle about these things. Maybe one day I can teach you too.” I suggested, while Gackt and Seiji both glared at me. Like I’d really do such a thing.
“That would be so cool, thank you Uncle Hai-chan.” Kaoru laughed, hugging me, before running out the room. I removed the claws from Gackt’s shoulder, and shrugged.
“You are special you know that?” Seiji asked, shaking his head.
“Yep.” I laughed evilly, while Gackt healed himself.
“Well at least Kaoru-chan’s still innocent.” he mused, grinning.
“Just don’t do it again! Do you know how embarrassing that is to be dragged to a bedroom door by a small child then asked all of these weird questions?!” Seiji demanded, blushing.
“It’s not like he walked in on YOU doing it.” I snickered.
“That’s happened before.” The ice demon grumbled, blushing.
- - - - -
Seiji’s girlfriend gasped underneath him, as he slowly took her, biting into the swell of her breast…when all of a sudden, the door flew open. “Nisan-ah…What are you doing?” Four year old Gackt asked, staring up at him innocently.
Seiji and his girlfriend looked at the small boy, who was standing by the door, tilting his head. “Umm….Gacchan why are you in here?” Seiji asked, as they quickly covered up, blushing.
“Yoji hit me again.” Gackt replied, holding his sore face.
“He did? Well…I’ll be out in a minute to talk to him…so do me a favor Gacchan, and make sure Yoji doesn’t leave the house okay?”
“Okay,” the boy replied, before running out the room.
- - - - -
“Lucky for me, you had a very short attention span as a toddler.” Seiji laughed, while Gackt’s face turned several shades of red. “Anyway, get dressed and come downstairs, I need to talk to you two.”
“Okay,” the two of us mumbled, watching him leave the room. I stood up and casually got dressed, feeling surprisingly well.
“Your cold is gone.” Gackt said in awe.
“Thanks to you.” I snorted, stretching. “Aaaa I had a nice nap.”
“So did I.” My lover yawned, before hugging me. “I sleep best when I cuddle with you.”
“Ewww,” I gagged, making him laugh. We then left the room to find the grouchy ice demon. Seiji was sitting in the living room on his cell phone, getting more and more annoyed by the second. “Haido,”
“Hm?” I asked.
“Do you know this annoying hyperactive jackass named hide?”
“Yep, let me talk to him.” I ordered, holding out my hand. Seiji tossed me the phone, and I put it to my ear. “Hello?”
“Hai-chan are you okay? I know you got sick…after all Mom told me she left you alone in the rain.” he blubbered.
“I’m fine, anyway, any luck meeting up with the others?”
“Yeah, we’re on our way right now.”
“WHAT?!” I asked, going wide eyed.
“Did that fool say he was coming?” Seiji demanded, glaring at me.
“Yep.” I replied.
“Well gotta go now, bye.”
“Wai-!!”
*Click*
“…..That numbskull.” I grumbled…right before the doorbell rang. Seiji and I went to the door…and as soon as it opened, our jaw dropped. Takanori, hide, Yoshiki, Kaz, and Toshi smiled and gave me a wave.
“Hey,” they greeted.
“How did you know where we were?!” I asked, gawking at them.
“Ken told us.” hide said bluntly, smiling. Gackt walked up to us and smiled.
“It’s nice to meet you all.” He said politely.
“Are you taking good care of little grouchy?” hide asked, while Yoshiki gave him an expecting gaze.
“Yes.” Gackt replied.
“Good, because if you make him cry I’ll skewer you.” he warned, his eyes turning purple.
“Another metal demon I see.” Gackt mused, as we let them in.
“So, where are YOUR people?” hide asked, looking at my lover expectantly.
“They’re coming.” he replied casually, as everyone sat down.
“This is Seiji, Gacchan’s brother.” I said politely, pointing at the ice demon.
“Hi.” he said quietly.
“You’d better be taking good care of Haido, or-” hide started, when Yoshiki covered his mouth.
“Shut it.” he ordered. “Anyway, as long as you’re with Haido, we’re on your side…and he’s happy, we’ll give you our full support.”
“Thank you.” Gackt said, smiling warmly.
“The same goes for me and the rest of the people who will help.” Seiji added, with a smile and a nod.
“Whatever.” I grumbled, only to get several elbows in my sides. “OW!”
“Haido be nice!” they ordered, glaring at me.
“It’s alright,” Gackt said quietly, wrapping an arm around me. “After all, I know that in reality he’s really grateful and feels extremely happy.”
“Why are you signing your will?” I asked, glaring at him. My lover’s answer was a kiss on the forehead and a loving smile.
“Like you’d really want to kill me.” He teased playfully, making me glare at him even more.
“Aww, Hai-chan’s blushing!” Takanori teased.
“Shut up.” I ordered, glaring at him.
“Oh woow, he really is.” Kaz agreed, giggling. hide smiled brightly at this, before hugging me in a death grip.
“This is a Kodak moment!” he giggled.
“I’ll Kodak your moment if you don’t shut up and let me go.” I snarled at him.
“Why are you being so mean?” hide asked, pouting.
“Because I am!” I snapped.
“No you’re not.” everyone in the room said bluntly.
“You only pretend to be mean.” Takanori lectured.
“And you like to be all antisocial and crotchety when we all know you like attention and your friends.” Toshi added.
“That’s not true!”
“Yeah it is.” Gackt said, smiling lovingly at me. My response was a punch in the eye. “Owww.”
“Hey, no abusing your hubby, or I’ll take him from you.” Takanori warned, giving me a teasing smile.
“I see why you’re friends with them….they really care about you Haido.” Seiji said with a smile, making us all look at him. “That’s the only reason they’re here, and they keep teasing you….and frankly I don’t blame them, you’re an easy target after all.”
“Shuddup.” I grumbled, pouting.
“He’s doing it again!” hide laughed, and everyone pointed at me and started giggling. I hid my face behind my hands, as Gackt wrapped an arm around me again.
“It’s alright, you’re beautiful when you blush.” he whispered, before kissing my head. I could feel my face getting hotter…I know if I looked in the mirror I’d probably look like my mother…or in this case my aunt.
“So, when’s the wedding?” hide asked suddenly.
“What?!” I asked, looking up at him.
“You heard me….when’s the wedding?”
“N-”
“Eventually.” Gackt replied over my response. I glared at him.
“What?!”
“What’s wrong with getting married?” the hybrid asked.
“EVERYTHING!” I snapped.
“How is that?” Gackt asked.
“Getting married as a couple like that…would not be a good idea.” Seiji warned.
“WHY?” hide and Gackt demanded, glaring at him.
“We might end up getting a visit from Heaven and Hell….and other stuff.” Seiji replied. “I remember when an angel and a demon tried to get married twelve hundred years ago.”
“You were alive then?” I asked, gawking at him. “Exactly how old ARE you?”
“For me to know and you to wonder.” Seiji replied dully. “Anyway, the wedding was a complete disaster.”
- - - -
The angel was a beautiful man, and the demon was a beautiful fire demon. They were holding hands at the alter, staring deeply into each other’s eyes…when all of a sudden, the very alter split in half. Lucifer’s right hand man appeared, glaring at them. Before the angel could say anything, the demon was pulled back into the demon world, to be punished for trying to be with an angel. Her punishment was the most severe….and it eventually lead to her committing suicide.
- - - -
“What happened to the angel?” Yoshiki asked, tilting his head.
“He was forced to be human.” Seiji replied, looking elsewhere.
“How come nothing happened to my parents?” Gackt asked, while I looked at my lover worriedly.
“Because they never married…and they were together that way only once.” Seiji replied. “They got punished in their own way, but it was nowhere near as bad as what happened to those two.”
“I see,” The hybrid mused, staring at the floor. “But, is it okay for Haido and I to be together as is?”
“Nothing’s happened yet has it?” the ice demon asked.
“….No.” we replied.
“We’ll just have to wait and see, and if Lucifer gets pissed I’ll give him a piece of my mind.” Yoshiki decided.
“Me too.” hide added.
“Same here.” Takanori added. I couldn’t help but smile at this.
“So will I.” Kaz and Toshi agreed, giving us firm nods.
“Thank you guys.” I gushed, near tears.
“Oh woow…he cries too.” Takanori gasped. “You really changed him Gackt.”
“Shuddup!” I snapped, feeling my face heat up.
“Anyway, the others better hurry up and show up, I wanna see how strong they are.” Yoshiki decided.
“What’s up with you and strength? Why is must you always do that?” I asked, glaring at him. “It’s been the same way since we were kids.”
“So?” Yoshiki asked.
“His testosterone is overbearing.” Kaz sighed, while Toshi snickered.
“That’s why everyone’s afraid of you.” he added.
“I’m not afraid of him.” I said bluntly, glaring at them.
“Of course not, you’re insane.” hide teased, before rustling my hair. “An insane short person.”
“Bite me.” I was dumb enough to say.
“Okay,” the fire demon said, before biting into my shoulder.
“GAH!!” I wailed in pain. Gackt and Seiji watched this with amusement in their eyes. “Let go you jackass!!”
“hide’s always been the type to be a playful smartass since we were children.” Toshi giggled, as I commenced to smacking him upside the head so he’d let me go.
The rest of the day my friends and family caught up with each other, telling jokes and playing around, of course we included Seiji and Gackt in it…telling stories about how stupid we were when we were young and confused.
I finally finished another chapter...took forever but I did it. Yaaaay! :D