my story about a girl
so i know this awesome girl. she basically the cutest thing ever but on earth. so her and i are super heros and go around the world beating up people. mostly bad people, but if good people fuck with us theyre so dead. anyways this girl is really special because shes my partner. well one day this guy tries to take her away by trying to woo her with sweet words and im like no fuck that and try to kick his ass but hes a halogram. and once i try to beat him up i get sleep gasted. when i wake up my super awesome partner is gone! oh no! so i decide to save her by looking her up on my decoder device, apparently shes somewhere in tokyo. i visit tokyo and theres a bunch of short people sticking their fingers up each others ass hole and im like wtf. so i continue on my journey and find her on a boat with the menace trying to abuse her and im like not on my watch you fuck fuck and i totally kick his ass and she stomps the shit outta his face. so once shes done with the face smash manuver we whistle for ike the dragon and he flies us to our island in the sun. the end.