Dear Serenity silentmist ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your camping car, and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory ( Read more... )