February 14th Says...
February 14 says: *BITCH SLAP* YOU'RE SINGLE!
The response: Well WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO! THANKS for the motherfucking reminder. If it weren't for YOU, I would have NEVER realized it. Now wouldn't THAT have been the MOST SUPREME freaking TRAGEDY?! So THANK YOU, dear February 14. Thank you for being a cold, heartless bitch that speaks the obvious with the LOUDEST voice in the fucking auditorium called LIFE!
*Takes a bow*
[Exit, stage left (because of course, stage RIGHT would mean that things are RIGHT, and one is not fucking SINGLE!)]
Yeah, so I'm single. I don't care. I kinda like it. It's so liberating, in SOOOO many ways. SINGLENESSHOOD. *pauses* What a beauty!
I'm going for dinner tomorrow night with Joe. We're going to have appetizers AND main courses AND desserts AND limitless yummy drinks. OH, YES! INDEED! MMM! The BELL-EH is READ-EH! Hahahaha.
Ok, enough jokes for the night. Spanish test first thing in the morning. Maybe I should go over a few things. Another 100% would be nice. I am also continuing my bids on eBay for a frickin MP3 player. Good luck to me!
The response: Well WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO! THANKS for the motherfucking reminder. If it weren't for YOU, I would have NEVER realized it. Now wouldn't THAT have been the MOST SUPREME freaking TRAGEDY?! So THANK YOU, dear February 14. Thank you for being a cold, heartless bitch that speaks the obvious with the LOUDEST voice in the fucking auditorium called LIFE!
*Takes a bow*
[Exit, stage left (because of course, stage RIGHT would mean that things are RIGHT, and one is not fucking SINGLE!)]
Yeah, so I'm single. I don't care. I kinda like it. It's so liberating, in SOOOO many ways. SINGLENESSHOOD. *pauses* What a beauty!
I'm going for dinner tomorrow night with Joe. We're going to have appetizers AND main courses AND desserts AND limitless yummy drinks. OH, YES! INDEED! MMM! The BELL-EH is READ-EH! Hahahaha.
Ok, enough jokes for the night. Spanish test first thing in the morning. Maybe I should go over a few things. Another 100% would be nice. I am also continuing my bids on eBay for a frickin MP3 player. Good luck to me!