Meme
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (My brother)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I don't watch much tv, period. I usually turn it on just for the sake of colour and sound being present.)
✓ I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games. (I hate them.)
× I've tried marijuana. (I was never stupid.)
× I've watched porn movies. (NEVER... Never will, either.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (HAHAHA! Oh no, not THIS young lady!)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (I MUST stop. It is not becoming of a young lady. Hehehe)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain.)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (MAYbe. Yeah... I think so.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Almost always.)
✓ I love sushi. (Tried it for the first time in the Summer of 2006.)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Hahaha... I am not in denial.)
× I have long hair. (A long time ago. Chopped it all off in December 2005.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (I've got 4.)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (The Bahamas. 2-4-2 Baby!)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I've had acrylic on my nails.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I like having it, but it isn't that extreme.)
✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Never)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (I have a lot of associates. Friends are a completely different case.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (NOT window shop.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I don't get drunk.)
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (HA! I PITY the FOOL!)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Four. Two boys, two girls. I'd like a boy to be first, and a girl to be last. Any order for the two in-between.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (How 'bout a parent?)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (...that I know of.)
× I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Until my computer goes into sleep mode and signs me out.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Never drugs.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie. (HATE 'South Park')
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Just not the really old, traditional style.)
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (NEVER... Never will, either.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (If you're 5!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Happy enough to check the box, I suppose)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (Don't know what it means.)
× Republican. (Don't know what it means)
× I don't even know what I am. (I PITY the FOOL. HA!)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (If studying = review = skimming notes.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (NOPE!)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (I DO want to bunji jump though.)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (NOPE!)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I've GOT to go back to piano lessons.)
× I hate office jobs. (I am APPALLED!)
✓ I went to college out of state. (Out of COUNTRY)
× I am adopted. (Oh... If ONLY...)
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (YES, YES, YES!)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (I don't even know what this means.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle. (I've tried... It never happens.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Sometimes)
× I wear a toe ring. (I used to.)
× I have a tattoo. (NOOO!)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I thought my answer would be, "yes," but I have no one I want to kill.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Oooh, yes!)
× I'm an artist. (...in my own mind, YEAH!)
× I am ambidextrous. (I used to be. I gave that up permanently around the 3rd grade.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Not at this point in time.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (What?! No.)
× I have terrible teeth. (Thanks to $4,000... NOPE! Hahaha)
✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Can you say, "BORED"?!)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (HAHAHA!)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (NEVEEERRRRR.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (This sentence makes no sense.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Some day...)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Toni Braxton... Shania Twain... I think it's quite gorgeous.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I'm VERY grounded.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (HAHAHA)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Gosh... It never occurred to me.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Past-tense)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Sometimes that reassurance is nice.)
× I am a Libertarian. (I haven't made up my mind yet.)
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. (Only those that my parents are responsible for (one in each ear).)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (I actually kind of hate animals.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Gross. I wouldn't even TOUCH a dead fish.)
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (It is a rather rare occurrence, but it happens.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Cell phones count, right?)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (When the person is a Drama Queen, I guess.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I get them... I just don't find them funny.)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (My brother)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I don't watch much tv, period. I usually turn it on just for the sake of colour and sound being present.)
✓ I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games. (I hate them.)
× I've tried marijuana. (I was never stupid.)
× I've watched porn movies. (NEVER... Never will, either.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (HAHAHA! Oh no, not THIS young lady!)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (I MUST stop. It is not becoming of a young lady. Hehehe)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain.)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (MAYbe. Yeah... I think so.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Almost always.)
✓ I love sushi. (Tried it for the first time in the Summer of 2006.)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Hahaha... I am not in denial.)
× I have long hair. (A long time ago. Chopped it all off in December 2005.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (I've got 4.)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (The Bahamas. 2-4-2 Baby!)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I've had acrylic on my nails.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I like having it, but it isn't that extreme.)
✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Never)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (I have a lot of associates. Friends are a completely different case.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (NOT window shop.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I don't get drunk.)
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (HA! I PITY the FOOL!)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Four. Two boys, two girls. I'd like a boy to be first, and a girl to be last. Any order for the two in-between.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (How 'bout a parent?)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (...that I know of.)
× I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Until my computer goes into sleep mode and signs me out.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Never drugs.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie. (HATE 'South Park')
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Just not the really old, traditional style.)
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (NEVER... Never will, either.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (If you're 5!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Happy enough to check the box, I suppose)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (Don't know what it means.)
× Republican. (Don't know what it means)
× I don't even know what I am. (I PITY the FOOL. HA!)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (If studying = review = skimming notes.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (NOPE!)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (I DO want to bunji jump though.)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (NOPE!)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I've GOT to go back to piano lessons.)
× I hate office jobs. (I am APPALLED!)
✓ I went to college out of state. (Out of COUNTRY)
× I am adopted. (Oh... If ONLY...)
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (YES, YES, YES!)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (I don't even know what this means.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle. (I've tried... It never happens.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Sometimes)
× I wear a toe ring. (I used to.)
× I have a tattoo. (NOOO!)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I thought my answer would be, "yes," but I have no one I want to kill.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Oooh, yes!)
× I'm an artist. (...in my own mind, YEAH!)
× I am ambidextrous. (I used to be. I gave that up permanently around the 3rd grade.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Not at this point in time.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (What?! No.)
× I have terrible teeth. (Thanks to $4,000... NOPE! Hahaha)
✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Can you say, "BORED"?!)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (HAHAHA!)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (NEVEEERRRRR.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (This sentence makes no sense.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Some day...)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Toni Braxton... Shania Twain... I think it's quite gorgeous.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I'm VERY grounded.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (HAHAHA)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Gosh... It never occurred to me.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Past-tense)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Sometimes that reassurance is nice.)
× I am a Libertarian. (I haven't made up my mind yet.)
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. (Only those that my parents are responsible for (one in each ear).)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (I actually kind of hate animals.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Gross. I wouldn't even TOUCH a dead fish.)
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (It is a rather rare occurrence, but it happens.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Cell phones count, right?)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (When the person is a Drama Queen, I guess.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I get them... I just don't find them funny.)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.