ACTUAL PHONE CONVERSATION (from Otis' journal)
Otis: I wish we could get midgets for the shot. Can we get midgets for it?
Gray: Midgets are too expensive. They're like, premium talent. I don't think we can even afford midgets.
Otis: Fuck.
Gray: We could use kids. Kids would be perfect.
Otis: Kids would be awesome! Fuck yeah. Oh wait. But the nudity. Can we even do that? We'd have to cut the nudity.
Gray: Yeah, I think we'd go to jail.
Otis: Can you believe we're having this conversation?
Gray: I know, right?
Gray: Midgets are too expensive. They're like, premium talent. I don't think we can even afford midgets.
Otis: Fuck.
Gray: We could use kids. Kids would be perfect.
Otis: Kids would be awesome! Fuck yeah. Oh wait. But the nudity. Can we even do that? We'd have to cut the nudity.
Gray: Yeah, I think we'd go to jail.
Otis: Can you believe we're having this conversation?
Gray: I know, right?