Black Kid with Odd Laugh
Today I went to the doctors, you know, to make sure all my parts are still twerkin. Anyhow, I had to get a couple of shots from this little nurse lady. Me, being the social lady that I am, decided to spark up a conversation with her. Don't ask me how this came about, but out of nowhere homegirl started talking about her sex life with her "latino man who served in Nam." SHE WAS 65 YEARS OLD! This was me:
Click to viewUgh, that chick was awesome.
Afterwards, I decided to take a little trip to see the new Yankee Stadium. It was pretty amazing. I'm not going to lie, I was kind of mad at it when I first saw it. Like, "you'll never be as good as the other stadium across the street!" I guess the only way I could express the feelings were to be like if you got a new puppy after your dog of, oh say the last 80 years just died. You want to hate it because it's replacing your amazing dog, but it's just so cute that you can't help but love it. My initial thought was, "No." But then I walked up to it and touched it and we became new BFFs, so it's all good now. No really, I walked up to it and touched it like a gay ass. No offense to homosexuals of course. It's not like gay asses are known for randomly walking up to things and touching them, so I've heard. They're more known for having random things placed inside of them.
Ok, that went too far.