Janice, it's dark out here, the animals is out, and you aint got nothin but a dress on
That's a clever title if I'd ever heard one. I seriously love Janice Dickinson--the world's first supermodel...according to her. She's getting such a bad wrap on the Surreal Life. Omarosa--or O-MAN-rosa--as I like to call her is getting on my damn nerves. I'm really wanting to catch the last episode and see what the hell is really good over there. Isnt Peppa the shit? She doesnt say much, but when she does, it's a frickin quotable classic. I feel like an even bigger nobody than I already am by being this retard who remembers these quotes and events from TV shows. I got all this Judge Joe Brown shit and Real World shit and Steve Harvey shit and Cosby Show shit and Different World shit and other random TV shit on the brain that it's a wonder I can function 10 hours a day without watching a damn TV.
So, as I type this, I'm watching TV like I always am. The first ever Batman movie is on. The Joker is a damn fool. I'm generally not for the psychotic types, but he's killing me! All these people he's been killing and aside from killing innocent people, he's gotta fuck with their faces. All these dead folks with Joker faces. I'm sorry, but that's funny. It's not right that they're dead, but the faces, young, the faces! "I am the world's first homocidal artist." Almost a Janice quote there. I think Joker was the best Batman villan. WTF is up with his girlfriend's face? He called her a sketch! He's making her over to be a living work of art. Her poor face, she just took that mask off. Now that's not funny. She doesnt even have a Joker face. It's just a fucked up face. Damn Joker, you didnt have to do her like that! Why is this heiffer so stupid?! You throw water in that muhfucka's face and haul ass! You dont see if he's alright. You dont try to help him, you run. RUN BITCH! I seriously havent seen this movie in a minute and forgot Billy Dee Williams was in it. Was he the president or the mayor? Either way, a black man was in charge of something important...and he had a perm. That's right, bitches, a perm! Stylin and profilin drinkin his Colt 45! Do they still make that? ...she's a damn liar if she says she weighs 108 lbs...why they gotta rely on Batman? He aint got no damn special powers? This fool got some gadgets. Shoot Batman and he bleeds...hence he dies. Why didnt anyone else get that? The only part of his body that isnt protected is his damn face from the damn nose down. Shoot that bitch!
Well, I can see that this is making me a little too violent for the night. I have to be at work at 7 am tomorrow. Aint that about a bitch? Oh well, at least I'm not closing the store and I get off at 5. Work is just horrible. Wouldnt it be so much better if it wasnt an every day thing? A once in a while thing, yet you still get paid daily? ...oh, so random, but I'm addicted to PINKISTHENEWBLOG.COM Go check that shit out, that guy is the man!
So, as I type this, I'm watching TV like I always am. The first ever Batman movie is on. The Joker is a damn fool. I'm generally not for the psychotic types, but he's killing me! All these people he's been killing and aside from killing innocent people, he's gotta fuck with their faces. All these dead folks with Joker faces. I'm sorry, but that's funny. It's not right that they're dead, but the faces, young, the faces! "I am the world's first homocidal artist." Almost a Janice quote there. I think Joker was the best Batman villan. WTF is up with his girlfriend's face? He called her a sketch! He's making her over to be a living work of art. Her poor face, she just took that mask off. Now that's not funny. She doesnt even have a Joker face. It's just a fucked up face. Damn Joker, you didnt have to do her like that! Why is this heiffer so stupid?! You throw water in that muhfucka's face and haul ass! You dont see if he's alright. You dont try to help him, you run. RUN BITCH! I seriously havent seen this movie in a minute and forgot Billy Dee Williams was in it. Was he the president or the mayor? Either way, a black man was in charge of something important...and he had a perm. That's right, bitches, a perm! Stylin and profilin drinkin his Colt 45! Do they still make that? ...she's a damn liar if she says she weighs 108 lbs...why they gotta rely on Batman? He aint got no damn special powers? This fool got some gadgets. Shoot Batman and he bleeds...hence he dies. Why didnt anyone else get that? The only part of his body that isnt protected is his damn face from the damn nose down. Shoot that bitch!
Well, I can see that this is making me a little too violent for the night. I have to be at work at 7 am tomorrow. Aint that about a bitch? Oh well, at least I'm not closing the store and I get off at 5. Work is just horrible. Wouldnt it be so much better if it wasnt an every day thing? A once in a while thing, yet you still get paid daily? ...oh, so random, but I'm addicted to PINKISTHENEWBLOG.COM Go check that shit out, that guy is the man!