random much? very. only shay and i watch movies and come out with the shat that no one else catches. friday after next. bros bbq commercial. bbq so good make you wanna slap yo mama! 'tired of that place across the street where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? well bring your big ass down to bros bbq. bbq so good make you wanna slap yo mama! aint that right willie?' 'yeah boy! hey mama?' 'what the hell you want willie?' *SLAP* 'he he he' 'that's bros bbq on crenshaw. aint but one location so it's nearest you.' yeah, i know the whole thing. so damn what. that movie was HILARIOUS. the actor's commentary of katt williams, kd aubert, anna maria horsford, and terry krews is enough to make you pee your pants. that dvd is off the chain. i had to watch that last night because shay set up an over the phone/after work movie date and she never called :| i also had to get it because my buddy andrew is gone. gone back to indiana and work's going to be depressing. the one person i wasnt expecting to cry broke down and the odd thing is that i didnt. i always cry when someone else cries, but i didnt do it. i think i'll miss him so much that i really wont know what to do with myself. crazy. he texed me last night with his email and i darn sure will email that kid about everything happening at holla-ster.
so why the hell is every damn body getting married? my boy ron isley aka mr biggs just got married to kandy johnson from js. aint that about a beyotch? first HIM, then someone else somebody told me about that i dont know, but it's still out of the ordinary, and now mr. biggs. i like his new wifey, though. js was the shat, for real. those girls can sang! even my mama liked them...because they were church girls...she didnt understand why anybody would sing about 'ice cream' but she doesnt get the damn song anyway. she really likes them...she saw them on BET's 'The Center' (when i taped it at school and brought it home) and even complimented homegirls glasses. if my mama likes them, then they gotta be something. take that as you will for this same woman thinks diana ross can actually sing well. whatever. kandy is the one with the red hair...or had the red hair, last time i saw her she was blonde. the weird thing is...i'm thinking of going blonde, too. at least brown and blonde before the total beyonce transformation. ugh. what have i truly become? i still love js...they need some new music quick fast and in a hury. damn right there's no punctuation marks in there. i'm too lazy to do that right now.
i'll finally be getting cable in about two weeks which is great because i hate regular tv. they do messed up shat on the weekends because they know you have no real alternatives. every channel except pbs, the hispanic, and religious channels had some stupid sport on. upn was the only station playing a movie and it had to be something stupid with martial arts and miliarty shat. if that isnt the worst mix of genres, i dont know what is. just dont make no damn sense how they fawk with regular poor folks around here. damn comcast people say they're booked up with installation and they wont be able to get here until the 9th. i cleaned my whole room...or what looked messed up for nothing. i'm so very very upset about this situation. you just dont know the runaround i had to go through for this. stupid knology idiots cant do it because they dont provide service on my street. bullshat. my former friend who lived up the street and around the corner (typical black directions, i know. shut up jerks) had knology. then this dude starts talking about how they can have service on one side of the street but not the other. shut up, dumb ass. i want my mtv! the vmas are coming on tomorrow, that was a specific reason for getting cable in the first damn place. ugh! get more installers, morons!
i'm done with the rage and the ramblings. my headache is getting worse. i found a picture of the new mrs. isley and i'm still jealous of her and her 14 carat diamond in platinum setting and 3 million dollar necklace and earrings. no i dont have a pic of them from the wedding, i'm going by the hearsay of the folks who have the magazine. that's jet magazine on stands now, i presume. i'm getting it tomorrow. it'd better be there.
old pic, but that's her. lucky heiffa...