Me without Timbaland is like Puff with no Mase...
Wait...so...didnt the four of them break their friendships apart in some way? Nothing lasts, dammit! I mean, look at Kimora and Russell. Didnt we almost have it all, guys? DIDNT WE?! Why are you broken up? What will become of Ming and Aoki? Sure, you'll be parents, but it wont be the same. You guys have let me down. Why do you still stay in the same house? Why are you still looking like the way things used to be? I'm confused and hurt all at the same time. Stop these shenanigans, Simmonses! Stop it right now! Dammit, be like Run and Jus--they aint going no where! New baby in their 40's and all. For the love of GOD, Kimchee and Russ, GET BACK TOGETHER! It will stop the apocalypse!
Funny, this wasnt even supposed to be about Kimora and Russell. This is actually about Judge Joe Brown's new season. Is Miss Holly gone? Miss Holly's gone. Who's the broad in the commercials with the dark hair? I dont know her. I dont trust some dark haired stranger swearing me in. Will she nod and co-sign the same? Will she randomly walk up to litigants and point at the judge and say 'Listen to the judge?' Who is this woman and where did she come from? I dont trust her. Did Deborah approve of this switch? I mean, a woman doesnt just let her TV judging husband on a show surrounded by females without giving her final approval. Miss Holly had no booty--that's reason one to give the green light on her being around. Jacque Kessler has that Vince McMahon-like dimple in her chin...that's not sexy, keep her around. Rolanda Watts did voiceovers...she wasnt even in the same room...hey, she can stay. This new chick, we dont know. Does she have a name? Will she get a cool TV nickname/alias such as 'Miss Holly'? I mean, sure her name was Holly, but will there be a 'Miss' in the front of it? Will it be as catchy? I dont like the looks of this, I tell you. I just dont.
Funny, this wasnt even supposed to be about Kimora and Russell. This is actually about Judge Joe Brown's new season. Is Miss Holly gone? Miss Holly's gone. Who's the broad in the commercials with the dark hair? I dont know her. I dont trust some dark haired stranger swearing me in. Will she nod and co-sign the same? Will she randomly walk up to litigants and point at the judge and say 'Listen to the judge?' Who is this woman and where did she come from? I dont trust her. Did Deborah approve of this switch? I mean, a woman doesnt just let her TV judging husband on a show surrounded by females without giving her final approval. Miss Holly had no booty--that's reason one to give the green light on her being around. Jacque Kessler has that Vince McMahon-like dimple in her chin...that's not sexy, keep her around. Rolanda Watts did voiceovers...she wasnt even in the same room...hey, she can stay. This new chick, we dont know. Does she have a name? Will she get a cool TV nickname/alias such as 'Miss Holly'? I mean, sure her name was Holly, but will there be a 'Miss' in the front of it? Will it be as catchy? I dont like the looks of this, I tell you. I just dont.