If only I could meet the maker...
Finish the sentences:...
My ex is: still one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.
Maybe I should: get out of bed.
I love: people who will never know.
I don't understand: some things until it's too late.
I lose: my cell phone every day.
Love is: hard to believe in sometimes.
Somewhere, someone is: making a wish.
I will always: be just a little unsure.
Forever seems: so close sometimes.
I never want to: hurt the people I love again.
I think the current President is: a, uh, interesting man
When I woke up this morning: I coughed my lungs out.
I get annoyed when: there's nothing on TV.
Parties are: fun when the cops don't show up.
My dog is: burried in our backyard.
Kisses are the worst when: your nose is stuffed-up.
Today I: will take over the world.
Tommorow I'm going to: take over the world as today's plan to take over the world will inevitably fail.
I really want to pretend: that my parents would still support me if they knew everything.
I have low tolerance for people who: are close-minded.
If I had a million dollars: I'm not even going to try to beat Josh's answer.
If I had crabs: I'd wonder what the hell I was doind with crabs?
Sometimes when I'm naked: I'm showering.
Jesus and I: Don't talk much anymore.
Buttocks: a really stupid word.
Rainbows are like: happiness in the sky.
Midgets are best at: uh, whatever they do best? (huh??)
I love mexicans because: I know one who's a really great kisser...
I live like a(n): typical college student with no visible prospect for my future...
Hate makes: me sad.
Fallen angels taste like: home.
Best friends are: reasons for living.
Booze: is a shifty thing.
Sex makes me: do a lot of thinking.
Rock and roll feels like: sex and drugs.
Everyday I eat: something if I have the money.
Lucky charms have: hearts, moons, stars, clovers, horseshoes, pots of gold, rainbows and red balloons!
My deepest, darkest secret is:
I stole the cookie from the: ususpecting stoned person.
I kissed someone while: on a Disneyland ride.
I shaved: this morning...
I follow: the yellow-brick road.
Trix are for: people who don't want anything healthy in their breakfast cereal.
Shrooms are for: that special date.
If I had a nuke, I would: keep it under my pillow.
One night stands: are not bad.
In Nam they called me: MEDIC!
I listen to: as many people as I can.
Charley Brown ain't got nothin on: Schroder.