A note to the dozens (possibly thousands) of my ticked off live journal fans.

[loungeactoo]

Considering the suicidal telephone calls I’ve been receiving every night at 3 am, the dead skunk carcasses I’ve found stuffed in my mail box, and that life size Ron Jeremy dildo that was tossed through my window, I have to say enough is enough! I’m sorry to have let you all down, but I can’t possibly update every single day. I could tell you about

Comments

hahahhahah

[jakefunc]

awesome

[anonymous]

INTERPOL ....hells yes

[iatecandyland]

I admit. I was the one who threw the life size Ron Jeremy dildo through your window.

[loungeactoo]

I had a hunch it was you...

haha

[whenitcounts]

I am amused by your posts so much that I may consider the dead skunk thing...I'm from your neighborhood...do you have any idea how easy that would truly be?? Take care. HEY SOMETIMES I SEE YOU ON CAMPUS..in Bowman...I will say hi next time.