A note to the dozens (possibly thousands) of my ticked off live journal fans.
Considering the suicidal telephone calls I’ve been receiving every night at 3 am, the dead skunk carcasses I’ve found stuffed in my mail box, and that life size Ron Jeremy dildo that was tossed through my window, I have to say enough is enough! I’m sorry to have let you all down, but I can’t possibly update every single day. I could tell you about why I was gone, how I won $108,000 in a poker tournament, punched Ashlee Simpson in the face, and blew up a small city in Mexico, but that would be boring. Instead, I’ll leave you with a bit of random ramblings.
* POLITICS
I’m sick of hearing about Terri Schivo. She is a vegetable and always will be, it’s a sad fact, but it’s true and has been for years. Enough is enough; the government has no business sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong. Sit down you stupid right wing Jesus huggers, and quit contradicting your entire political ideology (since when did republicans want a BIG government?).
*JUNK
My name is on Royal Vegas Poker’s website. It’s exciting. It’s in very small arial font under #131 place (of 2,000 mind you), I did qualify for the College Poker semi-finals… yeah… me and hundreds of others. (Check the tournament on March 20th). Wish me luck.
http://www.collegepokerchampionship.com/LeaderBoards_Satellite.asp?BTag=RVP_Direct
*MUSIC
Download the following songs for fun and enjoyment purposes.
Sound Garden - Pretty Noose
Breaking Benjamin - Sooner Or Later
Seven Mary Three - Wait
Interpol - Evil
*FACTS
The only people who have fun on spring break are rich kids (and kids with well paying jobs). I am unemployed, growing my hair out, and becoming your typical welfare candidate, but I did sleep till noon everyday...that was a plus, a big plus, a fucking A+.
This should tide you over, please no more death threats.
* POLITICS
I’m sick of hearing about Terri Schivo. She is a vegetable and always will be, it’s a sad fact, but it’s true and has been for years. Enough is enough; the government has no business sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong. Sit down you stupid right wing Jesus huggers, and quit contradicting your entire political ideology (since when did republicans want a BIG government?).
*JUNK
My name is on Royal Vegas Poker’s website. It’s exciting. It’s in very small arial font under #131 place (of 2,000 mind you), I did qualify for the College Poker semi-finals… yeah… me and hundreds of others. (Check the tournament on March 20th). Wish me luck.
http://www.collegepokerchampionship.com/LeaderBoards_Satellite.asp?BTag=RVP_Direct
*MUSIC
Download the following songs for fun and enjoyment purposes.
Sound Garden - Pretty Noose
Breaking Benjamin - Sooner Or Later
Seven Mary Three - Wait
Interpol - Evil
*FACTS
The only people who have fun on spring break are rich kids (and kids with well paying jobs). I am unemployed, growing my hair out, and becoming your typical welfare candidate, but I did sleep till noon everyday...that was a plus, a big plus, a fucking A+.
This should tide you over, please no more death threats.